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Sunday, May 9, 2010

Objection! Hearsay!

She Had to Clear Her Name!
It is being widely reported all over the place that Gov. Lingle of Hawaii LIED like a dog about the hospital where Obama was born. Being "fair and balanced" at Squeeky, I must OBJECT! Another woman is being FALSELY ACCUSED of being a LIAR.

Gov. Lingle isn't right and she has made a mistake. But she ISN'T A LIAR. Here is the reason why. Listen to what she said:

"So I had my health director, who is a physician by background, go personally view the birth certificate in the birth records of the Department of Health, and we issued a news release at that time saying that the president was, in fact, born at Kapi’olani Hospital in Honolulu, Hawaii."

What Gov. Lingle is doing is "HEARSAYING" something. She is just repeating what somebody told her. SO THERE, we have proven Gov. Lingle ISN'T A LIAR. She can't lie about Mobamba being born at Krapaloony Hospital because she doesn't know ONE WAY OR THE OTHER!

Now, we must TAKE HER TO TASK for not looking at the alleged birth certificate HERSELF instead of having somebody else do it. She has got herself into a mess now, where she is wasting a lot of time talking about something she hasn't seen. Another fine mess caused by Obama not just COUGHING UP the Long Form.

Squeeky
Girl Reporter

10 comments:

  1. Janice Okubo, who is the health director, is also a woman.

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  2. Maybe she SAW the alleged birth certificate and then she COULD be a liar. But Gov. Lingle HAS NOT seen it, so all she can do is HEARSAY it! It is very elementary. Plus, I am going to go to law school!

    Squeeky
    Girl Reporter

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  3. Well anybody and everybody can lie. So you can't believe anything. Anyhow, ya see this poll:
    http://abcnews.go.com/PollingUnit/poll-half-birthers-call-suspicion-approve-obama/story?id=10576748
    "Fourteen percent of Americans say without prompting that they think Barack Obama was born in another country, rising to one in five when those with no opinion are offered that as a possibility. But for many it's not a firm belief – and some appear not to hold it against him.

    Among those inclined to think Obama was born abroad, half also say that's their suspicion only, not a judgment based on solid evidence."
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    There goes your 65% Squeeks...I am so LMAOROTFLMAO!

    HST/Laos

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  4. I went to the polling place you said, and that is only ONE POLL! But even if it is true, it just means that we have to work harder to educate more AMERICANS about the Kenyan Muslim Usurper who thinks he is the King of Africa.

    That is why my Internet Article about breaking the CRAZY BARRIER is so important. No telling how many of the pollees are ashamed to say what they really think because of all the ABUSE they will get from everybody just saying YOU'RE CRAZY!!!

    You see, I wasn't lying when I said I was the Most Important Birther in the World. Because, I KNOW WHERE TO START!!!

    Squeeky
    Girl Reporter

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  5. Hearsay generally only applies in a court of law--not in the popular press

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  6. I know. That is why I felt obligated to point it out that Gov. Lingle could not be LYING about what it said when her ONLY SOURCE of the information was maybe fruit of a poison tree from somebody else. Most people would never have noticed this, but I have decided to go to law school and be a lawyer.

    Squeeky
    Girl Reporter

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  7. Well then you might need to work on your critical thinking skills. The fact that people may potentially be lying doesn't mean they necessarily are.

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  8. DUH! I know that. BUT here is what you don't seem to get. Gov. Lingle can't say a FALSE THING about a document she hasn't seen if she says RIGHT OUT LOUD she hasn't seen it! WHATEVER she says is just hearsay.

    To LIE about a document you have to say something NOT TRUE about it, or tell somebody you have seen it when you haven't. If you tell everybody you haven't seen it FIRST, then they have their Miranda Warning about it! HELLO! I haven't seen this thing so anything I say can't be used against me. They know you HAVEN"T SEEN IT.

    Is that clearer?

    Squeeky
    Girl Reporter

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  9. Dear S:

    You should heed Gale Starr's advice about the necessity to improve your aptitude at critical thinking. Leave Texas; come to my college. I'll enroll you in some fine remedial courses. You could become a human being. I love you.

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  10. I think I think just fine. You don't really love ME. You are just impressed with my mind. Plus, I am a HUMAN being. But, I am going to go to law school!!!

    Squeeky
    Girl Lawyer (One day! LOL!)

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