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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Barack "Who's Sayin" (He's a Muslim) Obama!

You HAVE to watch this YouTube video!  Try to hang in there the WHOLE 9 minutes and 57 seconds.

Does that not just BEAT ALL!!!

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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Dan Lacey, the PANCAKE Artist

OH, this one is WEIRD! There is an artist named Dan Lacey who paints people and things with PANCAKES on their heads and other body parts. Currently he is in trouble with Dr. Taitz for painting pictures of her with PANCAKES on their heads and some that are naughty of her with PANCAKES.

He has his own website, which is located here:

Dan Lacey's Website

At first I was very mad at him, and still think he shouldn't paint people with PANCAKES who don't want to see themselves that way, but this is still America where we have the right of FREE SPEECH, at least until President Mobamba finds a way to stop it. Probably through regulation of the Internet, if I had to guess.

Anyway, Mr. Lacey at least paints people besides Dr. Taitz and Sarah Palin with PANCAKES. He also does hurricanes and cats and even one of Mobamba although it seems like he likes to paint Mobamba on a unicorn. Apparently, in Art, this is known as Genre Art. Wikipedia says genres are:

A genre is a set of conventions and styles within a particular media. For instance, well recognized genres in film are western, horror and romantic comedy. Genres in music include death metal and trip hop. Genres in painting include still life, and pastoral landscape. A particular work of art may bend or combine genres but each genre has a recognizable group of conventions, clichés and tropes. (One note: the word genre has a second older meaning within painting; genre painting was a phrase used in the 17th to 19th century to refer specifically to paintings of scenes of everyday life and can still be used in this way.)

Soooo, I guess he is legitimate as an artist since PANCAKES are everyday life things, but I still think it is VERY MEAN to tease people with PANCAKES when they tell you they don't like them. Here is a YouTube video about Mr. Lacey. The animals are cute, although I am not sure I would like to see a picture of Squawky, the poor little orphaned baby Blue Jay with a pancake on him.

And here are TWO PANCAKE pictures I liked!

The PANCAKE President and First PANCAKE Lady!!!

Tee Hee! Tee Hee!

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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Sobata Komachi ???

One of Squeeky's commenters, Will Hart, said we should watch this Japanese thing called Sobata Komachi. I found it on YouTube and it didn't do much for me. I can't figure out what they are talking about. The dancing is kind of slow too. But, he asked for it. Plus, Frankenstupid doesn't seem as good this morning as it did last night, so I need to get it off the top of my blog. My advice, don't post stuff when you have been drinking!!!

On the good side, if you like this, it was done by the University of Texas! Soooo, to all those people who think Texas doesn't have good stuff, too, then you ARE WRONG!

So there!!!

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Monday, May 17, 2010


Uh, Never Write Internet Articles Under the Influence

Since the time we were little children, we have been scared by monsters. They are everywhere. Television. Video games. Movies. Even the fairy tale books were filled them, Ogres and Dragons.

But now that I am grown, I think the scariest monster of all is one I call Frankenstupid. DON'T LAUGH! You see, Frankenstupid is different. He doesn't eat people or tear up towns. Not directly. There is nothing about him that would cause you to run, because Frankenstupid doesn't do anything. That's the problem.

No, Frankenstupid is just a monster who doesn't GET IT! FACTS bounce of him. Truth just goes in ONE EAR and OUT THE OTHER. He just kind of stands there, DUMB AND GREEN, and doesn't do a single thing. Frankenstupid doesn't even SUSPECT anything. Even though we have been lied to like dogs by most of our Presidents. (See my first Internet Article here at this blog. A U.S. President Would Never Lie, Would He?, where I prove beyond a doubt you have to be a real "Gull E. Bull" not to suspect Obama!)

Soooo, the really bad people get away with everything. They lie to us and cheat us and when we try to raise the alarm, like ONE IF BY LAND!, it just bounces off Frankenstupid. He just stands there and waves his hands up and down like he doesn't understand. He really doesn't.

So while brave people like Dr. Taitz, or Mario Apuzzo try to warn us about the USURPING KENYAN in the White House, we had better be ready to meet the really scary ones. Not the OBOTS. The Frankenstupids who act like nothing is wrong.

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Thursday, May 13, 2010

I Hate Men!!!

OH! HOW COOL! Look what I found! You just never know what you will get when you search things on the Internet. There is a song called "I Hate Men" which is JUST GREAT!!! I never heard it before. It is my NEW FAVORITE SONG!!! It looks like this is from a movie called "Kiss Me Kate" that got made into a play and there are some other songs I want to listen to.

Oh, I hate Usurpers!

(Well, not really HATE, but I don't like them!)

Tee Hee! Tee Hee!

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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Anderson Cooper - How Not To Do An Interview !!!

Anderson Cooper just allegedly interviewed Col. Lakin, an army Birther, who has refused to do what Obama, has told him to do, because he's is not sure if Obama is legal. (HINT: He ISN'T! Obama is a Kenyan, as far as we know.) Sooo, I looked up a person who knows how to interview people. He is Ken Metzler, Professor Emeritus, University of Oregon School of Communication, author of Creative Interviewing.

Here is what Professor Metzler says in his Internet Article

How To Interview Article

Here are just TWO TIPS:

3.Your own demeanor is important. Avoid arrogance. Smile a lot, laugh uproariously at silly attempts at humor, and try to put joy and spirit into the conversation.

6. Small talk can helps, not only at the icebreakng stage but throughout the interview. Be careful. Don't trivialize and don't dominate the conversation. It's what the source says that's important.

Now, watch the alleged interview and ask yourself if Anderson Cooper is ARROGANT? (I think he is.) Ask yourself if Anderson Cooper dominates the conversation? (I think he does, and I wish Cooper had STFU and let the man talk!)

But, at "Squeeky" I try to be fair and balanced. So here is the interview for you to watch. It is uncut and unedited. (Because I don't know how to do either! (LOL!))

Notice how Cooper starts out calling Lakin "FALSE"! OH BOY, that's a GOOD START!!!

Tee Hee! Tee Hee!

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Musica Portuguesa - Miserlou (For Pedro & Bento)

Since "Squeeky" has two followers in Portugal, it would just BE FAIR to put up a Portugeese music video, so I looked up one of my favorite Mexican songs, Miserlou, which is also surfing song, and THEY HAD A PORTUGEESE ONE! I thought they would

Música Portuguesa || Almaplana - Misirlou

Americans play it faster than this, and one day I will put up an American one for all the AMERICANS here.

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Giddy On Up! Giddy On Out!

Here is another video I really like!

Woman 1 --- Malebeast 0

Tee Hee! Tee Hee!

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Monday, May 10, 2010

How Obama Is Like Mexico!

Para bailar con Obama, Para bailar con Obama, Se necesita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia para mi para ti

Just like how at night you sometimes BUMP INTO things, two things in the news bump into each other. These are Obama, with his refusal to just COUGH UP his Long Form, and the illegal Mexicans.

Here is what happened. I saw a video at Ed Hales Plains Radio blog, which is a very good site!!! There was this REALLY STUPID Mexican trying to take over California,and I thought, this is REALLY STUPID! Illegal Mexicans snuck in our country to get THE HELL AWAY from Mexico!

So, I got ready for bed and fixed a bowl of Cocoa Puffs to help me sleep, and it JUST HIT ME!!! If we don't stop Obama, the United States of America is going to TURN INTO MEXICO! I guess you can now say Cocoa Puffs are BRAIN FOOD. (LOL!)

First, you have to know why the Illegal Mexicans are here. It is because Mexico JUST SUCKS! The poor Mexicans can't make any money in Mexico. Look at this:

The average daily wage in Mexico is approximately US$7. In the United States, undocumented workers make an average of 10 times more, or US$70.

OH YES, I have a LINK!!!

Poor Mexicans!

And it's not just that the Mexicans are all broke. The police in Mexico are as bad as the criminals. The whole country JUST SUCKS when it comes to LAW AND ORDER. Read this:

Mr Gomez — handsome, unmarried and in his early forties — is a member of one of the most feared and powerful organisations in Mexico, a group whose members are so far beyond the law that they allegedly kidnapped the 14-year-old son of one of the country's wealthiest businessmen, collected a ransom, then tortured and killed the boy anyway, leaving his decomposing body in the boot of a stolen car. As any Mexican will tell you, this gang of outlaws is not a drug cartel or a mafia outfit. It is the police.

OH YES, I have a LINK for this, TOO!!

Crooked Mexican Police!

And the whole country is filthy with POLLUTION AND GARBAGE! They even have ATOMIC HYDROGEN and FORMALDEHYDE, which is what you EMBALM DEAD PEOPLE WITH!!!:

The atomic hydrogen produced in the reactions above, or from the photo-dissociation of formaldehyde can react with HO2· to produce OH· that can in turn initiate further attack on organic compounds, or it can form a hydro-peroxyl radical:
H + O2 + M → HO2· + M
(where M as a third party collision partner, e.g. N2, able to absorb kinetic energy)

Here is the link, but a lot of it is science and very hard to understand:


Soooo, really nobody can blame the poor Mexicans for wanting to escape. But how does all this keep happening in Mexico? CORRUPTION! Watch this CNN video from YouTube:

So now we can all understand why the Mexicans want to sneak into OUR COUNTRY. How is this like Obama? It is because if we do not do something about the corruption, we are going to end up BEING LIKE MEXICO!!! If some people are ABOVE THE LAW, then soon all the laws are going to work for them (like Obama!) and all the rest of us are going to get screwed. We already have the corruption because all the courts are RUNNING LIKE HELL away from making HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS give us his Long Form.

So now, you have a choice! Make Obama behave himself and act like an AMERICAN president, not a KENYAN one, or we are going to be the ones sneaking into Mexico, or maybe Canada, to get away from all the stuff that JUST SUCKS!!! AMERICANS will become the new "ILLEGAL MEXICANS."

Squeeky Fromm
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Sunday, May 9, 2010

Time for a "Sundae" Video - Honey

It's Sunday again! I can't sleep because I drank 4 cups of coffee after I got home from Mexican food and drinks. But "Sunday" means another "Sundaegirl" video. This time its "Honey." Its a very sad song but Sundaegirl makes it funny, too. Just watch it and you will see!

Squeeky Fromm
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Objection! Hearsay!

She Had to Clear Her Name!
It is being widely reported all over the place that Gov. Lingle of Hawaii LIED like a dog about the hospital where Obama was born. Being "fair and balanced" at Squeeky, I must OBJECT! Another woman is being FALSELY ACCUSED of being a LIAR.

Gov. Lingle isn't right and she has made a mistake. But she ISN'T A LIAR. Here is the reason why. Listen to what she said:

"So I had my health director, who is a physician by background, go personally view the birth certificate in the birth records of the Department of Health, and we issued a news release at that time saying that the president was, in fact, born at Kapi’olani Hospital in Honolulu, Hawaii."

What Gov. Lingle is doing is "HEARSAYING" something. She is just repeating what somebody told her. SO THERE, we have proven Gov. Lingle ISN'T A LIAR. She can't lie about Mobamba being born at Krapaloony Hospital because she doesn't know ONE WAY OR THE OTHER!

Now, we must TAKE HER TO TASK for not looking at the alleged birth certificate HERSELF instead of having somebody else do it. She has got herself into a mess now, where she is wasting a lot of time talking about something she hasn't seen. Another fine mess caused by Obama not just COUGHING UP the Long Form.

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Friday, May 7, 2010

Another Great Video! Kerosene by Miranda Lambert

OKAY, at first, I messed up this post when I thought that someone was making things disappear off my blog. I was wrong, so let's turn it into a TEACHABLE MOVEMENT! Here's another one of my favorite videos, Kerosene, by Miranda Lambert:

I hope you like it.

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BEFORE He Cheats!

No, this isn't about Obama! (LOL!) This is another music video that I really like. It is about a WOMAN who gets pro-active on her cheating grunty little malebeast boy-friend!

I like to think the EX-boyfriend is an OBOT!

Tee Hee! Tee Hee!

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Thursday, May 6, 2010


Birth Certificate! Birth Certificate! NOT "Earth" Certificate!

 Mr. Mario Apuzzo is an attorney who is suing Obama. I frequently make comments on his blog. He has written a very long, and VERY FAIR TO EVERYBODY, including the OBOTS, article about the KENYAN who sits in the White House!

It is an excellent article and I recommend everybody read it! Here is one part:

It is Obama who chose to run for President. We cannot imagine that he does not realize that he has no reasonable expectation of privacy as to his place of birth and as to what he has done in his life. Regardless of where Obama was born, he has lost what he probably perceives to be nothing more than a little birth certificate game given that he has disrespected so many Americans who have every right to know who their President is. Obama is supposed to be a constitutional scholar. Maybe he never learned or he forgot that the President works for and answers to the people who under our Constitutional Republic are the sovereigns. Obama’s refusal to provide basic credible information showing where he was born can only leave us thinking what is Obama hiding.

Mario Apuzzo, Esq.
April 25, 2010
Updated May 6, 2010

Catalog of Evidence

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Name That Bluejay Contest

As you know, I have been raising a poor little orphaned bluejay who fell out of his nest two weeks ago. I named him OBAMA because, like the REAL ONE, he just wouldn't shut up and was always wanting to eat. I have been taking him outside some and it is embarrassing to chase him around the back yard hollering OBAMA! OBAMA!

So I guess I have to give him a real name. So far my friends have said JayFK, after the president, Hoover (After the dam? Judy won't tell me why.) and Thursday, the day of the week I found him. I like the name "Harvey" after the big RABBIT, and maybe Hoppy because he HOPS around the bedroom and it almost sounds like HAPPY. Matilda, Amanda, and Tandy are out because I have cats named that.

But I don't know. Is there a better name any of you can think of?

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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Is Obama Messing With Our Oil???

Beware the Silver Tongue!!!

 I think it is very possible that Obama is messing with our oil to throw us off the track while he continues to be an ILLEGAL PRESIDENT! For example, he is teasing us about his COUNTRY OF HIS BIRTH because he knows it just GETS ON OUR LAST NERVE!!!!

I also think he is pulling REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY on us to throw us off. He will "JOKE" about his COUNTRY OF HIS BIRTH, so that people will think "OH, he is JUST JOKING!", when he really ISN'T JUST JOKING. This is pretty clever for an ILLEGAL KENYAN.

Plus, I almost forgot this part. I saw on TV where if you put oil on water, it makes hurricanes less windy on the hurricane scale. It has something to do with with wind and heat. Sooooo, it is possible that Obama did this to save his voters in New Orleans, but I don't think so. That's just something to keep in the back of your mind in case there are anymore oil spills near cities that like him.

So, while this oil spill is probably just an accident, since it has happened I would not put it past this USURPING RASCAL to work it into his plan. This would NOT BE THE FIRST TIME a U.S. President has LIED TO US LIKE DOGS!!! (See my first Internet Article here at this blog.) Soooo, here is the article about OIL from the Postemail:



by Sharon Rondeau

The Deepwater Horizon oil spill occurred about 50 miles from the Louisiana coast

(May 3, 2010) — An explosion on an oil rig on April 22, 2010 which resulted in a massive oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico has resulted in the expansion of the Department of the Interior and a statement from the putative president indicating that SWAT teams, which are normally used in apprehending criminals and protecting foreign dignitaries, will be dispatched to the scene. . .

The WHOLE STORY can be found here:

Postemail Article

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Squeeky's Chicken Spinache (A Recipe)

Do NOT Stab Your Hand or Chop Your Finger!!!

Here's how to make Squeeky's Chicken Spinache. Here is what you need: Boneless skinless chicken breasts, a can or two of Spinach. (I like Popeye's brand)I don't use the chopped spinach, but you can if you want to. You can't MESS THIS RECIPE UP. You also need some garlic and butter and rice. Also basil or Italian Spice which has all kinds of Italian stuff in it, like basil. Also a sharp butcher knife.

Let the chicken breasts thaw out. Hold a chicken breast in your left hand (right hand if you are left handed) and take a butcher knife with the other hand and stab the butcher knife into the chicken breast on one side and make a big hole with the butcher knife inside the chicken breast. Just wiggle the butcher knife around inside the chicken breast. Be careful NOT to STAB YOUR HAND! For fun, you can pretend this is a man you are mad at, like an ex-boyfriend who cheated on you. (LOL!)

Now, open the spinach can, or if it is frozen, open the bag after you make sure it is thawed out. Take the butcher knife and chop up the garlic. Be careful not to CHOP YOUR FINGER! Mix up the spinach, garlic, the spice and butter into a wad. Then take some of it and just cram it into the chicken breast hole.

Do this to all the chicken breasts. THEN, put them all into an electric skillet and add some rice. You can either cook the rice before, or in the electric skillet. Mix the leftover spinach goop into the rice and sprinkle some parsley or celery flakes on top to make it look YUMMY!

Cook it all until it is done. This makes the rice taste French or Italian? like the chicken. It's probably Italian, because of the spice, but I have seen "Crepes Spinache" and "crepes" are French, so who knows for sure?

You can also smear some Italian dressing all over the chicken breast before cooking, BUT DON'T DO THIS BEFORE YOU STAB THE BREASTS! It makes the chicken breast even slipperyer to hold and you can accidentally STAB YOUR HAND easier so BE CAREFUL!

You can also add tomatoes and onions to the whole thing. But DO NOT USE CANNED TOMATOES! They don't taste as good as REAL TOMATOES in this recipe. If you can find them, use ROMA TOMATOES. These are the oval shaped Italian ones. Take the butcher knife and slice the tomatoes and onions into quarters and cook them in the electric skillet that way. It looks more Italian and exotic that way.

Now, when you are ready to eat, the chicken breasts taste good inside and out. That's how you make Squeeky's Chicken Spinache! It really is easy and quick to make, especially if you have an electric skillet.

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Sunday, May 2, 2010

For OBOTS Who Don't Have Feelings

Here is a very sad video called Whiskey Lullaby. Some Obots do not know how to cry or feel like HUMAN BEINGS. Some of them, and I won't name NAMES, say they don't care if you fall off the face of the Earth and that we are just anonymous people on the Internet. But that isn't true. We ALL have feelings. Everybody cries about this video and the people aren't even real. DON'T WATCH THIS unless you don't mind crying.

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"Sundae" Morning

Good Morning World! Since it is "Sunday" I thought you might like one of my favorite youtube artists--Sundae Girl! Plus, I just noticed there is a little thingie below that comes on when the song is over where you can watch other SundaeGirl videos. They are all good. HONEY is funny and sad, too.

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The Most Important Birther in the World

The Fate of France Depended On Her

Right now I am the most IMPORTANT BIRTHER IN THE WORLD. This is NOT about ME, this is about the Truth. Because I am the first Birther to break through the CRAZY BARRIER! OH BOOM! (LOL!)

Right now there is a battle for the HEARTS AND MINDS of America. On one side is us, the Birthers, and on the other side (BOO! HISS!) are the Obots. As a Birther, we don't think that President Obama is a real American, but somebody born in Kenya. Kenya is a nice place, I'm sure. I would like to visit there, but I wouldn't sure want to live there. Too many lions. (LOL!)

OBOTS, are what we like to call "Gull E. Bull." They just believe anything. When you debate them, they get very nasty and mean when you beat them. Which I do all the time. Anyway, 99% of the time what the OBOTS do is just call people crazy. So far, this has worked and people think we really are crazy.

But here is what I have discovered. WE ARE NOT CRAZY!!!! If you will read my first Internet Article, about a President Wouldn't Lie, Would He?, you will discover just how much the Presidents have been lying to us for a long time. I never knew they were such bad liars.

And the things they have been lying about are a WHOLE LOT BIGGER than just a little teeny, weeny Birth Certificate. So you know, we aren't CRAZY to be suspicious. Now none of this proves that President Obama is a LYING KENYAN USURPER. But what it does prove is this: That you would have to CRAZY, or a real "Gull E. Bull" not to be suspicious.

So, I am the first Birther to realize this and break through the CRAZY BARRIER. Look Out Below! I plan on making a real big SONIC BOOM!

Tee Hee! Tee Hee!

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