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Right now I am the most IMPORTANT BIRTHER IN THE WORLD. This is NOT about ME, this is about the Truth. Because I am the first Birther to break through the CRAZY BARRIER! OH BOOM! (LOL!)
Right now there is a battle for the HEARTS AND MINDS of America. On one side is us, the Birthers, and on the other side (BOO! HISS!) are the Obots. As a Birther, we don't think that President Obama is a real American, but somebody born in Kenya. Kenya is a nice place, I'm sure. I would like to visit there, but I wouldn't sure want to live there. Too many lions. (LOL!)
OBOTS, are what we like to call "Gull E. Bull." They just believe anything. When you debate them, they get very nasty and mean when you beat them. Which I do all the time. Anyway, 99% of the time what the OBOTS do is just call people crazy. So far, this has worked and people think we really are crazy.
But here is what I have discovered. WE ARE NOT CRAZY!!!! If you will read my first Internet Article, about a President Wouldn't Lie, Would He?, you will discover just how much the Presidents have been lying to us for a long time. I never knew they were such bad liars.
And the things they have been lying about are a WHOLE LOT BIGGER than just a little teeny, weeny Birth Certificate. So you know, we aren't CRAZY to be suspicious. Now none of this proves that President Obama is a LYING KENYAN USURPER. But what it does prove is this: That you would have to CRAZY, or a real "Gull E. Bull" not to be suspicious.
So, I am the first Birther to realize this and break through the CRAZY BARRIER. Look Out Below! I plan on making a real big SONIC BOOM!
Tee Hee! Tee Hee!