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Monday, May 10, 2010

How Obama Is Like Mexico!

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Just like how at night you sometimes BUMP INTO things, two things in the news bump into each other. These are Obama, with his refusal to just COUGH UP his Long Form, and the illegal Mexicans.

Here is what happened. I saw a video at Ed Hales Plains Radio blog, which is a very good site!!! There was this REALLY STUPID Mexican trying to take over California,and I thought, this is REALLY STUPID! Illegal Mexicans snuck in our country to get THE HELL AWAY from Mexico!

So, I got ready for bed and fixed a bowl of Cocoa Puffs to help me sleep, and it JUST HIT ME!!! If we don't stop Obama, the United States of America is going to TURN INTO MEXICO! I guess you can now say Cocoa Puffs are BRAIN FOOD. (LOL!)

First, you have to know why the Illegal Mexicans are here. It is because Mexico JUST SUCKS! The poor Mexicans can't make any money in Mexico. Look at this:

The average daily wage in Mexico is approximately US$7. In the United States, undocumented workers make an average of 10 times more, or US$70.

OH YES, I have a LINK!!!

Poor Mexicans!

And it's not just that the Mexicans are all broke. The police in Mexico are as bad as the criminals. The whole country JUST SUCKS when it comes to LAW AND ORDER. Read this:

Mr Gomez — handsome, unmarried and in his early forties — is a member of one of the most feared and powerful organisations in Mexico, a group whose members are so far beyond the law that they allegedly kidnapped the 14-year-old son of one of the country's wealthiest businessmen, collected a ransom, then tortured and killed the boy anyway, leaving his decomposing body in the boot of a stolen car. As any Mexican will tell you, this gang of outlaws is not a drug cartel or a mafia outfit. It is the police.

OH YES, I have a LINK for this, TOO!!

Crooked Mexican Police!

And the whole country is filthy with POLLUTION AND GARBAGE! They even have ATOMIC HYDROGEN and FORMALDEHYDE, which is what you EMBALM DEAD PEOPLE WITH!!!:

The atomic hydrogen produced in the reactions above, or from the photo-dissociation of formaldehyde can react with HO2· to produce OH· that can in turn initiate further attack on organic compounds, or it can form a hydro-peroxyl radical:
H + O2 + M → HO2· + M
(where M as a third party collision partner, e.g. N2, able to absorb kinetic energy)

Here is the link, but a lot of it is science and very hard to understand:


Soooo, really nobody can blame the poor Mexicans for wanting to escape. But how does all this keep happening in Mexico? CORRUPTION! Watch this CNN video from YouTube:

So now we can all understand why the Mexicans want to sneak into OUR COUNTRY. How is this like Obama? It is because if we do not do something about the corruption, we are going to end up BEING LIKE MEXICO!!! If some people are ABOVE THE LAW, then soon all the laws are going to work for them (like Obama!) and all the rest of us are going to get screwed. We already have the corruption because all the courts are RUNNING LIKE HELL away from making HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS give us his Long Form.

So now, you have a choice! Make Obama behave himself and act like an AMERICAN president, not a KENYAN one, or we are going to be the ones sneaking into Mexico, or maybe Canada, to get away from all the stuff that JUST SUCKS!!! AMERICANS will become the new "ILLEGAL MEXICANS."

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter


  1. What ignorant BS....goodbye squeeky...have a nice life...

  2. Ignorant BS??? The poor Mexicans sure aren't paying money to leave for NO REASON!!! Sometimes they have to pay THOUSANDS of dollars to get out? Why do you think that is, HUH???

    And the POLLUTION? They can't even see their mountains and they are all getting diseases from inhaling stuff.

    Then, the CORRUPTION! I read a whole more about that than what I put here, and all the Mexican government people are taking bribes JUST TO DO THEIR JOB!!!

    FACE IT HST, this is just the facts! FAIR AND BALANCED!

    Squeeky Fromm
    Girl Reporter

  3. We have formaldehyde too, Squeeky--you probably breathed in some today. Formaldehyde is a ubiquitous chemical found in virtually all indoor environments. The major sources which have been reported and publicized include urea-formaldehyde foam insulation (UFFI) and particle board or pressed wood products used in manufacturing of the office furniture bought today. It is used in consumer paper products which have been treated with UF resins, including grocery bags, waxed papers, facial tissues and paper towels. Many common household cleaning agents contain formaldehyde. UF resins are used as stiffeners, wrinkle resisters, water repellents, fire retardants and adhesive binders in floor coverings, carpet backings and permanent-press clothes. Other sources of formaldehyde include heating and cooking fuels like natural gas, kerosene, and cigarette smoke.

    Yes Mexico has air pollution and so do we. You talk about seeing mountains--I spent two weeks in LA two years ago and never saw their mountains for the smog. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

  4. Maybe we do have, but it can't be AS BAD as these poor Mexicans. Plus, they have ATOMIC HYDROGEN! I didn't put EVERY LINK I found into this Internet Article, just a few or it would be SO DEPRESSING nobody would read it!

    Here's one that I didn't put in about Mexicans being embalmed alive:

    The researchers examined the hearts of 21 young adults, average age 18, who had lived in Mexico City before dying in accidents. Mexico City has some of the worst air pollution in North America and has high concentrations of microscopic pollutants, known as particle pollution, or particulate matter. Particulate matter that is less than 2.5 micrometers wide -- the kind of particle pollutants that are found in smoke and haze -- are more likely to gain entrance to the body than larger particles, which can be filtered out in the nose. Once inside, the particles can travel to various parts of the body, including to the heart, where they can cause damage or disease.

    Endotoxins are bits of dead bacteria that can gain entrance to the body by attaching to particulate matter. The bacteria are from a variety of sources, including feces and soil. The bacterial bits that hitchhike on particulate matter are remnants of the bacterial cell wall and are composed of lipopolysaccharides.

    This is not even counting what happens to poor little animals like cats, birds, and dogs. The poor Mexicans are just like poor little stray cats. I don't want to make any of the ones who are here have to go back home (since they have already escaped) but just like stray cats, you can't take every single one home or pretty soon you just have WALL TO WALL stray cats.

    I have three that I take care of and let me tell you they are a lot of work. I have to get their shots for them, and feed them, and when they come in the house they scratch up the couch(particularly Tandy who I found in the trash can at Radio Shack). I love them, but I sure can't handle any more, plus I have Mobamba the poor little orphan baby blue jay who the cats would eat if they got half a chance.

    So, you see, this is a REALLY BAD problem. And if we aren't careful, Mobamba will turn us into a Mexico, too. It all starts with the corruption and our politicians are crooked enough already without Mobamba making it worse.

    Squeeky Fromm
    Girl Reporter

  5. Nunca estive ao México. Acho que não vou entrar uma vez que ele é tão poluído.


  6. Bento said:

    I have never been the Mxico. I think that I will come since he to poludo.

    I don't think I would go, Bento. ESTA TOO POLUDO!! Plus, the Mexicans are shooting people like crazy down there. It is SO BAD the Mexicans are escaping. Go someplace nice instead like Spain which is real close to you.

    Girl Reporter

  7. Squeeky. I don't know how you translated Bento's post or why he would be posting here from Portugal, but you'd be better off using Bing's translator.

    The correct translation or a closer one would be:

    "I have never been to Mexico. I think I will not go since it is so polluted."

    And you're right. I've spent a lot of time in Mexico City and the air quality is quite poor. It'll make your nose and throat burn.

    But taking a trip outside of the city is quite beautiful. Actually, when the polution isn't so bad in Mexico City, it is a nice place to visit. The climate is comfortable and the people are friendly.


  8. Thank you, Freddy! I will use the one you said. What Bento said didn't make any sense but I figured that was just because he was Portugeese.

    He has a friend Pedro who found my blog because it came out in Portugeese somehow. Either that or HST is pulling a trick on me. I am still not 100% sure that isn't what is happening, but I don't want to be rude to two foreigners if he isn't. I would rather be a stupid "Gull E. Bull" again than hurt their feelings, if they are real.

    I would feel better if I got a Catholic promise since all the people in Portugal are Catholic.

    Maybe I will visit Mexico one of these days, but right now it looks like there must be something wrong or all the Mexicans wouldn't be trying to escape.

    Girl Reporter