|A Desperate Obot Attempts To Short Circuit A Voting Machine|
I have just spent a few days at an OBOT place, fighting with OBOTS. Some were mean and called me stupid, but I called them names right back, so it was fun for all of us, I think. A very nice person, Dr. Conspiracy runs the place, and I learned a lot from him about the OBOT mindset. I hope he learned something from me. Anyway, they poke fun at us BIRFERS, so I am poking fun right back at them. All in all, I kinda liked the people there and they each seem to have their own personalities. I hope you like this:
MELTDOWN!!! OBOTS DISCOVER BIRTHERS CAN VOTE, TOO!!!!
It was sheer disaster today when several very well known OBOTS discovered that Birthers can indeed vote in American elections. We here at KNUT AM Radio, reached several of them for comments at Bellview Psychology Hospital:
Dr. Bob “Noisewater” Ross: Who woulda ever thought it??? They can’t even SPELL words right! America is doomed. And 296 is not almost 300! Period. Quit trying to correct me!!
Misha: What? There is no “chic” among them! They can’t tell cats from dogs. They are all overweight and screech a whole lot! Why do they get a vote just like me???
Anotherbird: Elections? I didn’t even think we had elections anymore. What an antiquated idea. I thought we did everything in Court. We aren’t admissible here are we?
Ellid: Yeah, what she said!!!
Scientist: Well statistically speaking, we should not be here in this institution because there is only a 4% chance that we can be cured.
Futtheshuckup: Breeefruuuum fribbittttt drubbbbbllle.
Daniel: But they are just soooo STUPID! How can they even find the voting booths???
Dr. Conspiracy: Squeeky Fromm, Squeeky Fromm, why didn’t I listen to Squeeky Fromm????
We were able to reach a Miss Squeeky Fromm, a unknown Birther, who revealed:
Squeeky: Oh, yes Mr. Sanchez, I tried to tell them this. I just warned them over and over, even the grunty little malesbeasts, and they just wouldn’t listen. But I, and several other Birthers will help take care of them now. I will read poetry to them and fix them Squeeky’s Chicken Spinache, which I wrote an INTERNET ARTICLE about on my website.
Then, at night, Dr. Orly Taitz will come by and teach them all about American law. And pull teeth.
This is Rick Sanchez, signing off for KNUT AM Radio.
Tee Hee! Tee Hee!