How Deep Is Your Love ---Another Squeeky Poem

Just a Gigolo, Everywhere I go...

 Here is another REAL poem I wrote about grunty, little malebeasts.

How Deep Is Your Love

I wondered how deep your love.
No way to measure I could think of.
And with your soft caress,
No way that I could guess.
Tender words so warm and sweet?
A Masquerade for your deceit.
Now I know, in emptiness,
About six inches, more or less.

Squeeky


After I wrote this REAL poem, I wrote another one later last night. So rather than do a new post, I am just going to add it here because it is only 4 lines:

All Men

All men say they aren't the kind
To break your heart, and then you find
The words they spoke were very true-
It is your soul they take from you.


Squeeky
Girl Reporter

Squeeky's REALLY, REALLY GOOD Church Idea!!!

Just call me CRAZY, but I have a good idea about something. Some people go to these churches where they have to handle ICKY snakes. I saw this on television. I wouldn't ever kill a poor innocent snake unless it was going to bite me or one of my cats or Squawky.

BUT, here's my idea: Why don't we make a church where people could come and handle cute little animals as part of the service, just like a animal petting zoo. There could be little hedgehogs which are just SO CUTE, and maybe TAME little baby mice, and Koala bears, and stuff like that. Maybe some birds. TAME raccoons. DON'T EVER TRY TO PET A NOT TAME RACCOON!!!! But like squirrels, and chipmunks would be so cool and I would go to church every Sunday just to pet the little animals.

Squeeky
Girl Reporter

Squeeky and Newt

Poking Its Head Out To Sniff The Air,
The Newt Will Quickly Disappear At The First Sign Of Danger

Ohhh, I am just burning up the INTERNET today!!! I knew that I had written a INTERNET ARTICLE a long time ago about Obama being a "Colonial African." I was looking for an INTERNET ARTICLE on it because I figured there had to be some reason why Obama acted like a African President, not an American President. I found the American Thinker article and linked it in my INTERNET ARTICLE.

But I couldn't find it. I thought I had done it out at Mr. Ed Hale's website, but I don't think it works anymore. BUT I FOUND IT!!! I found it at a really bad place, although I found out they don't send meat trucks to people, after all. This is a good thing because when somebody wastes meat, then some poor little animal has just DIED FOR NOTHING!!!

So, here is the article I wrote on April 24, 2010, at 6:47 pm, but that was Mr. Hale's time and mine was different. I edited it a little bit because part of the linky thing didn't copy right, and plus I am just "Squeeky" on my own website, so I can do non-political stuff like music videos and recipes and poems. Soooo, here it is:


"Squeeky

Apr 24, 2010 - 6:47PM

Obama the Colonial African

I found this article a few days ago. It is a very interesting insight into the psychology of our President and why his Kenyan roots are so important. It is written by an African woman.

American Thinker - Obama the Colonial African


I hope everybody enjoys it.

Squeeky

State Texas"

Now, here is what Mr. Newt Gingrich, former Speaker of the House said from an article which can be found here about September 12, 2010:

Gawker Article

"Gingrich spoke with Slate's Dave Weigel and Robert Costa of the National Review Online on Saturday night and told them both about the "most profound insight I have read in the last six years about Barack Obama." Weigel recorded part of the interview, which you can listen to above. And what was this "profound" and "stunning" insight?

"What if [Obama] is so outside our comprehension, that only if you understand Kenyan, anti-colonial behavior, can you begin to piece together [his actions]?" Gingrich asks. "That is the most accurate, predictive model for his behavior."

So, yes! I was there before a REAL SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE!!! And the American Thinker was there before me and him. Soooo, this is why you need to read stuff on the INTERNET.

Squeeky
Girl Reporter


PS: Since I wrote this I have found out that Mr. Gingrich cheated on his wife and asked her for a divorce when she was in the hospital WITH CANCER!!!! And other stuff, like CHEATING ON HIS SECOND WIFE, too!!! While I am glad that I was smarter and faster on the draw than a Speaker of the House, I do not endorse this kind of behavior. In fact, Mr. Gingrich is a GRUNTY LITTLE MALEBEAST who ought to be ashamed of himself!!!!!

Squeeky
Girl Reporter

Bang Bang (A Music Video)

Here is a real good music video by Melanie Fiona. I heard the music on a commercial for Wicked Attraction which is on the ID Channel:



I hope you like it!!!

Squeeky
Girl Reporter

Squeeky Poems

I was in a fight with some STUPID OBOTS and teased them about their STUPID poems. So I had to do a REAL poem in case they told me to prove it that I could do better. So I think I did. I also learned how to be a haikuer at a place called gretawire. The syllables have to be 5-7-5. I did two, but the second one was kind of a joke, and it rhymes, so it can't be a real haiku. Anyway, here they are:

A Hint of Death

Sometimes in August, the Summer’s Breath
Blows from the North, with a hint of Death.
Something cold, for just a moment
Spills the Truth, lets slip the Secret.

Whispering to you so indistinct,
So brief, you shudder. No time to think.
Blowing around you, then is gone.
Nothing quite to put your finger on.

Yet somehow, the Summer play
Can not continue the same way.
The ending of the Story told,
Too soon the warmth will turn to cold.
Too soon the young will turn to old.

Here are the two haiku ones:

Obots ridicule
While November looms ahead
Foretelling landslides

This would have been one but it rhymed which I learned they are not supposed to do:

Franzia wine rocks!
In its little cardboard box.
Replenish your stocks.

Squeeky
Girl Reporter

New Horizons in Birtherism! (A White Paper from the Birther Think Tank)

A New Horizon

 New Horizons in Birtherism!

A White Paper from the Birther Think Tank

First of all, what is a “White Paper”? Isn’t all paper, except for construction paper, white? Actually, no. A white paper (or "whitepaper") “is an authoritative report or guide that is often oriented toward a particular issue or problem. White papers are used to educate readers and help people make decisions, and are often requested and used in politics, policy, business, and technical fields." (Wiki)

Next, what is a “think tank”? A think tank “(or policy institute) is an organization or individual that conducts research and engages in advocacy in areas such as social policy, political strategy, economy, science or technology issues, industrial or business policies, or military advice.” (Wiki)

Now, that we all know what “White Papers” and “Think Tanks” are, we can begin. Historically, there are different kinds of Birthers

Some of are “Show Me The Long Form Birthers” or what I call “Common Sense Suspicious Birthers” (CSSBs). Others are “Natural Born Citizen Birthers” (NBCs) or what I humorously call “Vattle Birthers.” The NBC’s have been thoroughly discredited by me. I think most of them are OBOTs anyway, trying to mess with our minds.

Vattel Birthers Should Just STFU!!!

This just leaves the CSSBs, like me. But, we are in danger of extinction should Obama ever cough up his Long Form, or a bumpy Birth Certificate into public, and he really was born in Hawaii or Connecticut. To date, the last document Obama has released was on July 13, 2008 when he gave his alleged birth certificate to a group so they could put a PICTURE of it up on the Internet. Now if all Birtherism was ever about was just “getting Obama”, then we should just evaporate into the dustbin of history. But I think it was always about more than just that.

What we must seek to preserve, is the underlying DISTRUST OF GOVERNMENT which caused us to be Birthers in the first place. We just didn’t fall for some PICTURES on the Internet, or somebody we don’t know in Hawaii “swearing" that they had seen the “real thing.” This DISTRUST is a necessary DEFENSE MECHANISM for our country (America) to survive. There is a long tradition in this country (America) of our Presidents just lying to us like dogs! We even had a WOMAN President for over a year. For a brief history of these lies, see here:

A U.S. President Would Never Lie, Would He?

Soooo, the question is ‘How do we Birthers create that New Horizon?” Here is how: By changing the underlying question from “Where Was Obama Born?” to “Why Hasn’t Obama Coughed Up A Bumpy Birth Certificate or Long Form?” We become the “Questioners” instead of the "Birthers.”

By doing this, Obama will eventually have to give us proof, and we will know for sure where he was born. But the point will be ACCOUNTABILTY! That no president can just blow off a pretty large percentage of citizens. The desire for ACCOUNTABILITY and TRANSPARENCY lives on regardless of where he was born. Birtherism lives on, because it is now more about the GENERAL responsibility of government officials and less about the SPECIFIC failure of Obama to be open and transparent.

Plus, we make it a lot easier to fight the OBOTS. There really is no good reason for OBAMA not to have put this Birth Issue to rest a long time ago. There are only 4 possible reasons, I call KISS.

1. KENYA. He is born in Kenya.
2. IGNORANT. Obama is too ignorant to think of the simple answer.
3. SNOBBY. Obama thinks Americans are too stupid to believe the REAL THING!
4. SLIMY. Obama thinks it is OK to make some Americans look crazy if it gets him votes.

None of these four options are good Presidential virtues. Being Kenyan, is actually the nicest of them. By not focusing on the place of his birth as much, we are a lot free-er to make the OBOTS defend Obama, rather than us having to defend our suspicions.

Because think about it.

If the reason is number 2, IGNORANT, that is not good because who wants a STUPID president?

If the reason is number 3, SNOBBY, then what else is Obama not telling us because he thinks we are stupid? This means Obama doesn’t trust us. That is bad.

If the reason is number 4, SLIMY, then what else would Obama do to get political advantage? This means we can’t trust Obama. That is also bad.

I have noticed when you try to hold an OBOT’s feet to the fire on these points, they run like scalded dogs!

If we Birthers can change our focus to these issues, the question of “Why Hasn’t Obama Coughed Up Something?” then we will have A New Horizon in Birtherism!!! We stay relevant, no matter what. And if Obama, or the next President tries to dodge a question, we can be right back in the fight! And, if history is any guide, the next president, Republican or Democrat, will lie to us like dogs, too. America will always need QUESTIONERS!

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Practical OBOT Fighting Tip #1:

Practical OBOT Fighting Tip #1:

Sooo, here’s one thing to ask when the OBOTS say that it wouldn’t make any difference if Obama just coughed up the LONG FORM, because we wouldn’t believe it anyway. Well first, that is like soooo INSULTING OUR INTELLIGENCE!!! But we can’t say that to the OBOTS because that is how they have fun. That will just make them say it more!

Here is what you ask them instead: “Well, it couldn’t HURT Obama could it? I mean do you really believe that LESS people are going to vote for Obama because he proves is an American??? That is really twisted thinking.

Now, if you do it this way, you are putting the stupid thinker hat back on the OBOT’s head. DUH!!! Because that really is STUPID if you think about it. If Obama coughs up the long form, and it is real, the only down side for Obama is NOTHING! There isn’t one. Nobody is going to NOT vote for him because he is American. So why doesn’t he just do it?

Squeeky
Girl Reporter