A famous dead French artist named Rene Magritte spoke from beyond the grave to endorse the Birther philosophy that you just cannot trust PICTURES! He had a painting call the Treachery of Images which shows a pipe with the French words "ceci n'est pas une pipe." This means "this is not a pipe" in American.
As Rene Magritte said:
"The famous pipe. How people reproached me for it! And yet, could you stuff my pipe? No, it's just a representation, is it not? So if I had written on my picture "This is a pipe," I'd have been lying!"
What Magritte was saying is, this is only a picture of a pipe. It's NOT the pipe itself. This supports the Birther position that the internet copy of Obama's birth certificate, is just that, a representation, or a picture, of the actual document, NOT the document itself. That is why we keep hollering, "Show us the Birth Certificate!!!"
Sooo, the next time an OBOT tells you to look at the Internet and you can see the Birth Certificate, just say to them:
I have been trying to think of all the possible reasons why Obama would not release his Long Form Birth Certificate, or even a real COLB. I have come up with 22 possible theories, so far. If you can think of others. Please let me know!
Again, for the cost of about two Happy Meals, Obama could have put an original certified Certificate of Live Birth into a Court Record, and put an end to this whole mess over two years ago. Soooo, I'm trying to think like Obama, here:
1. I’m a Kenyan usurper.
2. I’m very stupid.
3. Screw them, I don’t like voters!
4. It shows my real middle name is actually "Heidi."
5. Some people won't vote for me if they think I am an American.
6. I want everybody to think the other side is crazy.
7. I'm narcissistic and crave attention!
8. Confused voters make elections more interesting!
9. Bo, my dog, ate it.
10. I am trying to save the Rain Forest, by using less paper.
11. I am keeping my options open.
12. It shows I have a birthmark shaped like "666.'
13. I hate the Democratic Party and want it to lose!
14. I am very passive-aggressive.
15. The people in Hawaii misplaced it and asked me to "buy them some time."
16. I like lawyers and love paying legal fees.
17. It gives me an aura of mystery.
18. I am under a magic spell and I can't do it.
19. I just keep forgetting to do it.
20. I want to see how long it will take for even the OBOTS to get suspicious.
21. It will show I was really born in Wasilla Alaska.
22. I don’t want to be president any more!
Outside of Reason No. 1, none of them seems reason enough to drag this whole mess out for over two years. So, unless Obama really is a Kenyan Usurper, he ought to just cough it up and end all this stupid stuff. I'll loan him the $15 or so, if he needs it.
Tee Hee! Tee Hee!
Squeeky
Girl Reporter
(PS: it was just 20, then I thought of 2 more, so now it's 22! Tee Hee!- Squeeky)
My friend, Belladonna, asked me to put her poem up here. She does not have her own website. I am a poet too, sometimes, but I don't understand this one. She says "If you don't get it, you don't get it." Well, I guess that's me. If anybody does get it, please leave me a comment. Thank you! Squeeky, Girl Reporter
The Words of the Prophets
by Belladonna
The Subway Walls fell.
Time-ravished and Forsaken.
Their Words ground from Ashes
Tattooed now, on my knuckles
In Black Ink.
Clawed across my back
With Green Angel Wings.
Painted between my thighs
In Magenta, Tear Drops
Foretelling Abandoned Hope.
Penned to my breasts, Orange Julia
Forever Tempts Heliconius Sappho,
While arms, in the forms of Dragons,
Contest the Gothic Cross
And a Dark Solitary Abomination.
The Words of the Prophets.
Carved now upon my Self.
Consecrated in Oil,
Blessed by Razors,
And Wed with a Barbed Wire Ring.
A Desperate Obot Attempts To Short Circuit A Voting Machine
I have just spent a few days at an OBOT place, fighting with OBOTS. Some were mean and called me stupid, but I called them names right back, so it was fun for all of us, I think. A very nice person, Dr. Conspiracy runs the place, and I learned a lot from him about the OBOT mindset. I hope he learned something from me. Anyway, they poke fun at us BIRFERS, so I am poking fun right back at them. All in all, I kinda liked the people there and they each seem to have their own personalities. I hope you like this:
MELTDOWN!!! OBOTS DISCOVER BIRTHERS CAN VOTE, TOO!!!!
It was sheer disaster today when several very well known OBOTS discovered that Birthers can indeed vote in American elections. We here at KNUT AM Radio, reached several of them for comments at Bellview Psychology Hospital:
Dr. Bob “Noisewater” Ross: Who woulda ever thought it??? They can’t even SPELL words right! America is doomed. And 296 is not almost 300! Period. Quit trying to correct me!!
Misha: What? There is no “chic” among them! They can’t tell cats from dogs. They are all overweight and screech a whole lot! Why do they get a vote just like me???
Anotherbird: Elections? I didn’t even think we had elections anymore. What an antiquated idea. I thought we did everything in Court. We aren’t admissible here are we?
Ellid: Yeah, what she said!!!
Scientist: Well statistically speaking, we should not be here in this institution because there is only a 4% chance that we can be cured.
Daniel: But they are just soooo STUPID! How can they even find the voting booths???
Dr. Conspiracy: Squeeky Fromm, Squeeky Fromm, why didn’t I listen to Squeeky Fromm????
We were able to reach a Miss Squeeky Fromm, a unknown Birther, who revealed:
Squeeky: Oh, yes Mr. Sanchez, I tried to tell them this. I just warned them over and over, even the grunty little malesbeasts, and they just wouldn’t listen. But I, and several other Birthers will help take care of them now. I will read poetry to them and fix them Squeeky’s Chicken Spinache, which I wrote an INTERNET ARTICLE about on my website.
Then, at night, Dr. Orly Taitz will come by and teach them all about American law. And pull teeth.
This is Rick Sanchez, signing off for KNUT AM Radio.
This is one of my favorite songs by Concrete Blonde. I like to think he is a Ghost because he fooled around just one time too many on a Texas girl!!! (LOL!!!)
OK, this is a long one, but I promise to KISS. (KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID!!) (LOL!!!) Anyway, there are TWO kinds of Birthers. There are Birthers like me who believe Obama was born in Kenya, and even if he wasn't, he sure acts like it! We don't believe the Birth Certificate on the Internet is real, and we are REALLY suspicious why he says he was born in Hawaii but his social security number is from Conneticut. Stuff like that. Dr. Taitz is that kind of Birther, too.
The other kind of Birther, the Vattle Birthers, believe that even if Obama was born in the United States of America, he is a illegal president because it take two American parents or maybe just one, or something like that because of stuff like Vattle. (I don't spell Vattel right on purpose because it just seems so stupid to me.) Anyway, Vattle is a 300 year old French person from France so who cares what he thinks about anything!!! Plus, I have suggested the Vattle Birthers sue Obama in Lousiana which has French laws, and see if they can win there. Which I doubt.
Then we have the British Vattle Birthers who think Obama is British because his father was British, but that seems stupid, too, because the Queen of England ain't the Boss of Me!!! The British are very nice people, and our friends now, but they can't tell us nothing about nothing who our citizens can be. American laws do!!I have a youtube video to "prove" that which is really short and funny, too. (No alligators were harmed in the making of that video! (LOL!!!)).
So first, here is some stuff from law cases that I got from somebody named Black Lion who won't say Hi! back to me, and is a very RUDE OBOT!, but his stuff is right. Every time I try to read the Vattle BLAH BLAH BLAH stuff, the Vattle Birthers are just getting beat the heck out of by the STUPID OBOTS, but that is the Vattle Birther's fault for trying to make some sort of stupid point that doesn't even make sense. Like the British stuff which is REALLY STUPID. So here is Black Lion's stuff, and then my Anti-British Law video.
So after reading this, PLEEEEAAAASEE Vattle Birthers, STFU!!! and come help the rest of us Birthers in a fight we can't lose. Plus, if you are NOT a Birther yet, and think we are all just crazy to be suspicious, you might want to read my first INTERNET ARTICLE here, A U.S. President Wouldn't Lie, Would He??? which is here on this website in April and will really, really help you be suspicious of U.S Presidents. But here is the Law Case and a link so you can read the WHOLE THING.
"It thus clearly appears that by the law of England for the last three centuries, beginning before the settlement of this country, and continuing to the present day, aliens, while residing in the dominions possessed by the crown of England, were within the allegiance, the obedience, the faith or loyalty, the protection, the power, and the jurisdiction of the English sovereign; and therefore every child born in England of alien parents was a natural-born subject, unless the child of an ambassador or other diplomatic agent of a foreign state, or of an alien enemy in hostile occupation of the place where the child was born.”
“The same rule was in force in all the English colonies upon this continent down to the time of the Declaration of Independence, and in the United States afterwards, and continued to prevail under the constitution as originally established.”
“All persons born in the allegiance of the king are natural-born subjects, and all persons born in the allegiance of the United States are natural-born citizens. Birth and allegiance go together. Such is the rule of the common law, and it is the common law of this country, as well as of England. We find no warrant for the opinion that this great principle of the common law has ever been changed in the United States. It has always obtained here with the same vigor, and subject only to the same exceptions, since as before the Revolution.”
“Based upon the language of Article II, Section 1, Clause 4 and the guidance provided by Wong Kim Ark, we conclude that persons born within the borders of the United States are “natural born Citizens” for Article II, Section 1 purposes, regardless of the citizenship of their parents. Just as a person “born within the British dominions [was] a natural-born British subject” at the time of the framing of the U.S. Constitution, so too were those “born in the allegiance of the United States are natural-born citizens.”
“The Plaintiffs do not mention the above United States Supreme Court authority in their complaint or brief; they primarily rely instead on an eighteenth century treatise and quotations of Members of Congress made during the nineteenth century. To the extent that these authorities conflict with the United States Supreme Court’s interpretation of what it means to be a natural born citizen, we believe that the Plaintiffs‟ arguments fall under the category of “conclusory, non-factual assertions or legal conclusions” that we need not accept as true when reviewing the grant of a motion to dismiss for failure to state a claim.”
Then here is my Anti-British law video I got off youtube, which "proves" (DUH!!!)the British ain't the Bosses of Us, anymore:
Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter
PS: Since I wrote this, Black Lion said Hi! back to me, and said he wasn't sure I was the same SQUEEKY, since STUPID OBOTS are always pretending to be me JUST TO GET ON MY LAST NERVE!!!! So Black Lion isn't a rude OBOT after all. My mistake.
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