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Sunday, May 22, 2011

Bin Laden: The Texas Defense (Your Honor, He Needed Killin'!!!)


You Boys Done Good!!! You Even Threw Away Your Litter!!! (Judge Roy Bean after dismissing the case against Seal Team Six)

It has long been joked about that Texas has a legal defense to murder known as the “He Needed Killin’” Defense. It supposedly occurred in the Old West and the entire trial transcript ran:

Defendant: “Your Honor, he needed  killin’"
Judge: “You got that right! Case dismissed!”

I submit that should either Obama, or Seal Team Six, ever be brought to Court over the double-tap to Bin Laden’s head,  such an action be brought in Texas. Because down here, that defense isn’t really a joke. Allow one minute for the trial. Twenty four hours for the After Party.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

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