No Brainer - $10 Birth Certificate or $23,876 to Lock Up Lakin For A Year!

No Brainer - $10 Birth Certificate or $23,876 to Lock Up Lakin For A Year! (Duh!!!)

Squeeky Reports - YOU decide:

It costs $10 to get a bumpy Birth Certificate from Hawaii, NOT A PICTURE one. This could be put out in public pretty easily. Here is where you can check my numbers.

http://hawaii.gov/health/vital-records/vital-records/vital_records.html

To lock up Lakin for JUST ONE YEAR will cost at least $23,876, maybe more.

Here is what it says and where it says that:

"It cost an average of $23,876 to imprison someone in 2005, the most recent year for which figures were available. But state spending varies widely, from $45,000 a year in Rhode Island to $13,000 in Louisiana."

http://www.denverpost.com/ci_8400051

So my question is, howcome Obama doesn't just get a few of these for public, or sign a power of attorney for Hawaii so any suspicious Common Sense Suspicious Birthers (Not the Vattle Birthers) can order one. SUPPOSEDLY, we have already seen what it looks like. There is no good reason not to do this.

Either he's from KENYA, or he thinks Americans are too stupid to believe the real thing, or he is trying to use people like us "crazy" Birthers to make him look smart. None of these are good things for a U.S. President to be.

Soooo, YOU DECIDE! After all, you have to help pay to lock Lakin up!

Squeeky
Girl Reporter

Music Videos - kHz! "Broken" and "Let it Go"

Raiana is one of my FAVORITE singers with an unbelievable rawness. She is with kHz, and I have been looking for "Broken" FOREVER!!!

BROKEN



LET IT GO



Here is their website where you can find the lyrics and everything!!!

kHz

Squeeky
Girl Reporter

DOUBLE STANDARD!!! David Axelrod Confirms Birthers Right to be Suspicious

But it took TWO to Tango!!! (Hester Prinn)

DOUBLE STANDARD!!!

David Axelrod Confirms Birthers Right to be Suspicious !!!

First, who is David Axelrod? Enquiring minds want to know. Sooo, I looked him up. David Axelrod is Senior Advisor to President Barack H. Obama. Prior to that, he served as Senior Advisor to the Obama-Biden Presidential Transition and Senior Strategist to Barack Obama's campaign for the presidency. In 2004, when President Obama was a member of the Illinois State Senate, Axelrod helped him defeat a primary field of six other Democrats and go on to a landslide win in his U.S. Senate campaign. Before entering politics in 1984, Axelrod spent eight years as a reporter for The Chicago Tribune, where he covered national, state, and local politics. In 1981, he became the youngest political writer and columnist in the paper's history. He also served as the Tribune's City Hall bureau chief.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/staff/david-axelrod

Next, what did he say? Somebody named Jake Tapper was interviewing him and David Axelrod was mad because he thinks somebody is keeping stuff secret from him:

TAPPER: But what do you say to people who argue you are demonizing an organization for a charge that nobody knows if it's true or not?

AXELROD: Well I’m not demonizing the Chamber of Commerce. I’m simply suggesting to them that they disclose the source of the $75 million that they are spending in campaigns and put to rest, put to rest the questions that have been, that have been raised.

TAPPER: Isn't that like the whackjobs that tell the president he needs to show them his full long-form birth certificate so he can put to rest the questions that have been raised?

AXELROD: The president’s birth certificate has been available to people.

TAPPER: The long form? [Notice here how Axelrod ignores the question!!! - Squeeky]

AXELROD: Someone once in the course of this debate about whether we should have a law to force these organizations to disclose where they’re money is coming from in the campaigns, someone said, and I think they’re right – “the only people who want to keep things secret are folks who have something to hide.” If the Chamber doesn’t have anything to hide about these contributions, and I take them at their word that they don’t, then why not disclose? Why not let people see where their money is coming from?

http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2010/10/axelrod-to-us-chamber-what-are-you-hiding-that-you-dont-want-the-american-people-to-see.html

This was also on gretawire yesterday, but I am linking the original thing so you can see what the linky thing is called: "what-are-you-hiding-that-you-dont-want-the-american-people-to-see"

Now did you get that??? When Axelrod has suspicions, about a "charge that nobody knows if it's true or not? or when "questions have been raised", Axelrod expects an answer so the suspicions or questions can be "put to rest."

So whycome is it, when over the half the country either thinks Obama is from KENYA, or is not sure where he is from, we don't get anything for over 810+ days from Obama???? Plus, notice how Axelrod skipped past anwering the "long form" question?

Oh wait, we did get a PICTURE of a Birth Certificate, back on July 13, 2008, but we all know for sure this question sure hasn't been put to rest. And all it takes is one little teeny weeny piece of paper.

Hmmmm, what was that Axelrod said??? Answer: "the only people who want to keep things secret are folks who have something to hide.”

I believe him.

Squeeky
Girl Reporter

The Heart Wants - A Paean To Pedro and Inez

The Coronation of Inez

Ohhh!, I just learned the story about Pedro and Inez of Portugal!!! First the story, then the poem:

In 1339, Crown Prince Pedro of Portugal, at the age of nineteen, was wed to Constance of Castile, then sixteen, the daughter of the cousin of the King of Castile. This marriage cemented an alliance between the two Iberian powers. King Afonso IV of Portugal, Pedro’s father, was pleased. 

But as always in love, things got complicated. Pedro married Constance, but did not fall in love with her: instead, he fell in love with one of her handmaidens, Inés Pérez de Castro. Their affair was no secret, and the two had four illegitimate children. The affair jeopardized Portugal’s relationship with Castile, and Afonso IV tried everything he could to split up his son and Inés, but nothing worked. When Constance died in 1349, Pedro refused to marry anyone but Inés, who was not considered worthy of being the future Queen of Portugal. 

Afonso IV got desperate, and in January, 1355 he sent three assassins after Inés at the Monastery of Santa Clara in Coimbra, where she was cut down in cold blood. Rather than settle the matter, however, Pedro, in a rage, rebelled against his father, dragging the country into civil war. Although the two did reconcile, Pedro never forgave his father. 

After he assumed the throne in 1357, Pedro announced that he had wed Inés in secret, and openly recognized their previously illegitimate children. He even ordered her body dug up so that the Portuguese nobles could swear loyalty to her. He managed to capture two of the three assassins his father had sent to kill her: according to legend, he ripped their hearts out with his bare hands. 

Pedro ordered that the body of his beloved be entombed in an ornate sarcophagus inside the elegant Monastery of Alcobaça. His own tomb is across from her, supposedly so that when they both rise for judgment day, the first thing they see will be each other. 

In addition to the operas, the story has been the inspiration for plays, at least two movies, books and more. This timeless love story is part of Portugal’s national heritage and references to it can be seen all throughout Portugal. 

The Story of Pedro and Inez 

And now, even a poem by Squeeky!!!

The Heart Wants
A Paean To Pedro and Inez

She sits now, upon the Throne
Royal rings rattle on bone.
A Macabre Kiss of Fealty
Testifies to Reality.
The Heart wants what the Heart wants.

Truly affirms, the Law of Kings
Cannot compel all things.
Cannot command the Tide or Sea
Nor banish love by Royal Decree.
The Heart wants what the Heart wants.

Swears not the Grave, nor even Death
Can extinguish Love’s Breath.
Confirms by Rite of Genuflection,
Love’s eternal Resurrection.
The Heart wants what the Heart wants.

Squeeky
Girl Reporter

Monkey On a Wire & Rattlin' Bones - Music Videos

Here are two music videos by Kasey Chambers and Shane Nicholson called "Monkey on a Wire" and "Rattlin' Bones." The words to both songs are just sooo poetic! Plus, I really like the music, the artwork, and the cute little monkeys. Our souls shouldn't be for sale!






I know everybody will love both of them!!!

Squeeky
Girl Reporter

Sherlock Holmes Proves Obama Is a Kenyan !!!

Aha! We Took It For "Granite", But It's Kenyan Black Marble!

Sherlock Holmes Proves Obama is a Kenyan!!!

The famous Sherlock Holmes said:

“We must fall back upon the old axiom that when all other contingencies fail, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.”

There are four basic possible reasons why Obama hasn’t coughed up his bumpy Birth Certificate for the public:

1. He’s a Kenyan.

2. He’s very, very stupid.

3. He thinks Americans are sooo stupid they wouldn’t believe it.

4. He gets a political advantage from all the “crazy” birthers.

Let’s take No. 2. Is he very, very stupid? No, he has been to Harvard Law School and everybody says he’s the smartest president we have ever had. Even I don’t really question his brains, although I do use “stupid” as an adjective a lot.

Let’s look at number 3: that it wouldn’t convince anybody because Americans are soooo stupid. . First, how would he know since he  hasn’t tried it. He has not ever put his bumpy Birth Certificate or even his Long Form out in public for everybody. One group gets it. Some lady nobody knows in Hawaii just swears it is real. But all you really have is a picture on the Internet. OBOTS  admit that in COURT, all it would take is a tangible certified copy of the birth certificate, to prove he was born in Hawaii or Connecticut.  Nothing else, just that one piece of paper. Yet they fail to explain how if you move that one  piece of paper from inside the courthouse, 200 feet to the outside world, what it is that transforms it into nothingness. Plus what would it hurt??? Is somebody NOT going to vote for him if he proves he is an American???

Sorry, but Number 3's a bust.

Now, lets take Number 4: Is he getting a political advantage? No. The Birthers are tearing him to pieces. At present, about 25% of voters think he is a Kenyan. Another 20% aren’t sure where he’s from.  Chris Matthews says it is over half, and now a majority of Americans.

Why the Birther Movement Refuses to Die

Plus us Birthers are causing problems on every issue. Read what the OBOTS say about us at that cite:

“The birthers are a bunch of wacky, paranoid, Obama-haters crudely cloaking themselves in the mantle of public spirited citizens and legal experts with no personal, political, let alone racial, ax to grind with Obama. Their sole goal they claimed was to insure electoral truth and accuracy, to make sure that all the legal requirements for holding a presidential office are met, and to head off a constitutional crisis. They even promised that they would put the matter to rest if Obama simply produced the original document. But, there’s a canny, calculated, and politically cynical motive behind their Obama birth certificate agitation. The real value of the birther movement is that it’s an orchestrated back door movement to destabilize, or at the least keep the Obama administration off balance on policy initiatives he’s pushing on health care, the economy, and a softer foreign policy outreach. They are fierce opponents of these initiatives.”

Sooo, Number 4 doesn’t work.

Sooo, I have eliminated 2 and 3 and 4 and as Sherlock Holmes says so LOGICALLY:

“when all other contingencies fail, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth”

All that left is No. 1. Obama is a Kenyan.

OH! I bet it sucks being an OBOT right now!!!!

But as someone pointed out, you could start anywhere in the list, and end up with the answer you wanted. Hmmmm. Let me think about that....

OKAY, so what if me and Sherlock Holmes are wrong? That would mean Obama is one of these:

2.  Very, very stupid.
3.   Somebody who thinks American’s are very Stupid.
4.   Somebody who messes up real bad and makes very bad decisions, and won’t change his mind.

So which one of these three “virtues” makes him a good president?  NONE!!!

SO THERE!!!!

Tee Hee! Tee Hee!

Squeeky
Girl Reporter

Obama and The Newspaper Boy

Any Way You Slice It. . .

Obama and the Newspaper Boy
by Squeeky

Once upon a time, there was a man named Obama, who owned a Baloney sandwich restaurant, The House of Baloney. He served the very best Baloney sandwiches, made from the very finest Baloney, imported all the way from Hawaii, or Connecticut, and maybe even Kenya. People came from far and wide to get his Baloney. They would say, “Ohhh, but this is such Good Baloney!” They were so fanatic, people even started calling them “O-buts.”

Then one day, a little newspaper boy bought some baloney sandwiches, and when he got home, he discovered his change was $2.00 short! So he went back to Obama and he said, “I want my $2.00, please.”Obama said, “Get lost kid, you bother me!”

Undeterred, the newspaper boy sat outside the House of Baloney with a sign that said, “ I want my $2.00.” He sat there in the rain and the sleet and the snow, for months. At first, everyone thought the newspaper boy was just crazy. Obama swore he had given him the proper change. He put a PICTURE of the cash register tape and deposit slip on the Internet. He even had people swear it was a true picture.

But, as time went on, people began to get suspicious of Obama. Why was he letting this poor little newspaper boy, who might indeed be crazy, just sit out there in the rain, with his poor little sign, exposed to the elements, and sad. And what if, just what if, Obama had kept the $2.00 and not deposited it in the bank. People started not going to the House of Baloney.

The O-buts defended Obama. “It’s his restaurant”, they said. “He doesn’t have to legally give the kid the $2.00 if he doesn’t want to.” That was true enough, but by this time, Obama had already lost 25% of his sales. Some people said, “Just give the kid his $2.00 and quit being a jerk!” “No!” said the O-buts. “This kid is so crazy, that even if you give him the $2.00, he won’t go away!”

So it went on for over two years. People now began to wonder, “Was there really something wrong with Obama?” Because he had lost a lot more in business than the $2.00. They reasoned that even if he didn’t owe it,  something fishy was going on, because there really was no good reason for a sane businessman not to just cough up the two bucks, and move on.

But still the newspaper boy sits there, with his ragged, little homemade sign, the “I want my $2.00″ smeared by rain, and running like two day old mascara,  and the cardboard all wrinkly and fraying at the edges. Inside, Obama sits, twidding his thumbs, and hoping business will pick up.

Squeeky
Girl Reporter