Will He Stumble Across Osama???

The Song of the Deathers
to the tune of “My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean“
by Squeeky Fromm

Osama lies under the ocean?
Osama lies under the sea?
We know ’cause Obama done told us,
When he gave his speech on TV.

Cough up! Cough up!
Cough Up the body for us to see!
Cough up! Cough up!
This smells like a conspiracy!

Obama lies about the ocean!
Obama lies about the sea!
We know because his lips are moving!
He’ll never put this one past me!!!

Osama wrapped up in a white sheet?
Osama placed on to a plank?
Osama dumped into the ocean?
We wonder who it was that sank???

Osama is in Argentina.
A CIA safehouse they say.
They’re making new papers up for him.
So he can live in Paraquay!!!

Say Cheese! Say Cheese!
Smile for the Photoshop, won’t you please???
Say Cheese! Say Cheese!
Remember you’re now Portuguese!!!

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter