I’m Too Sexty – A. Weiner Parody Song by Squeeky Fromm To the Tune of Right Said Fred’s “I’m Too Sexy"
I’m too sexty for my wife,
Too sexty for my wife,
Wife’s going to leave me.
Chest. A Gigolo.
I’m too sexty for my shirt,
A flirty extrovert.
(Pssst! Keep this covert!)
And I’m too sexty for this phone
Did I just hear you moan???
Erogenous zone???
Oh, I’m too sexty for my party.
Too sexty for my party,
No way that I’m resigning!
I’m A. Weiner, you know what I mean
And I sext-message chicks on my BlackBerry.
Yeah BlackBerry, yeah on my BlackBerry
I am very fast on my BlackBerry.
I’m too sexty for my job
Sooo sexty that I throb.
I'm my own Flash Mob!
A. Weiner Schnitzel
And I’m too sexty for my Twitter
Such a sexty critter,
And smarter than Vitter!
I’m A. Weiner, you know what I mean,
But I’m starting to fret about a perp walk,
Oh yes a perp walk, please not a perp walk,
‘Cos underage chicks can mean a perp walk
I’m too sexty for my
Too sexty for my,
too sexty for my
He talked To Strangers
I’m A. Weiner, you know what I mean,
And it might be my turn to do a perp walk,
Oh yes a perp walk, a lousy perp walk
They’ll lock up my tush after a perp walk
I’m too sexty for my cats
Too sexty for my cats
Poor pussy poor pussy cats
Midnight, Not A Sound From The Pavement
I’m too sexty for my wife,
Too sexty for my wife.
Wife’s going to leave me.
Am I too sexty for Craig’s List???
Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter
BONUS:
The Original “I’m Too Sexy” YouTube Video by Right Said Fred.
The Poor Have NO Bread? Then, "Les laisser ME manger!"
The head of the International Monetary Fund, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, was arrested at John F. Kennedy International Airport, accused of attacking a hotel maid and forcing her to perform fellatio on him.
Dominique!!! To the tune of Dominique bySqueeky Fromm
Dominque, nique, nique
I will tell of Dominique
And of his foibles, too
How he took a little maid,
On the hotel bed he laid
Made her play his wee Kazoo.
I will tell of Dominique and I hope you will sing with
Dominique would sing it also but his Lawyer pleads the Fifth!!!
Dominque, nique, nique
Oh she told on Dominique!
Before he left for France.
Now the cops they made it there.
And they stripped his derriere
Seized his underwear and pants.
But Dominque he asked them “Do you not know who I am?
“I am a world wide Banker!” as the the old cell door went “slaaamm!”
Dominque, nique, nique
Oh Mon Dieu! Poor Dominique.
With Bubba in his cell.
Bubba’s house was foreclosed on
With a robo-signed ARM loan.
“Welcome, Dominique, to HELL!!!”
Here is a youtube video of the song, if you don't know the tune:
You Boys Done Good!!! You Even Threw Away Your Litter!!! (Judge Roy Bean after dismissing the case against Seal Team Six)
It has long been joked about that Texas has a legal defense to murder known as the “He Needed Killin’” Defense. It supposedly occurred in the Old West and the entire trial transcript ran:
Defendant: “Your Honor, he needed killin’" Judge: “You got that right! Case dismissed!”
I submit that should either Obama, or Seal Team Six, ever be brought to Court over the double-tap to Bin Laden’s head, such an action be brought in Texas. Because down here, that defense isn’t really a joke. Allow one minute for the trial. Twenty four hours for the After Party.
Well, now that Obama has made his major Mid East Speech, it is obvious that Obama learned a major lesson from Sarah Palin: You can do anything to the Jews except say the words “Blood Libel.”
We know this is true because poor foolish Sarah Palin used those words in a speech back in January 2011 and was savaged by liberal newspapers, liberal talking heads, Chris Matthews, Ed Schultz, and other leftist pundits for a combination of Anti-Semitism ala Insensitivity with a dollop of Stupidity on top. See this Internet Article if your memory needs a jog:
But Obama learned from this horrific episode. Today, Obama called for the carving up of Israel for it enemies, seeking a return to the 1967 borders. These borders BTW (Which means By The Way) are pretty arbitrary. See this Internet Article by Prof. William Jacobson of Cornell Law School:
Yet, Obama has yet to reap the whirlwind that Sarah Palin did. Because it is arguably far more Anti-Semitic to render up Israel the same way Neville Chamberlain rendered up Czechoslovakia for Hitler. How did Obama accomplish this feat??? Easy. He stayed away from the term “Blood Libel.” Plus, it probably helps a little bit when the MSM (Main Stream Media) has a slobbering love affair with you.
Hmmm. What Rhymes With "Narcissistic Personality Disorder"???
Ed Schultz just said:
President Barack Obama, he waves the flag, too. Come on, Nashville! Give me a song! If you won’t do it, we’d like to hear from our viewers. If you have a patriotic song or even a rendition of another song already in the can and ready to go, you can go to our blog at Ed.MSNBC.com and leave a link to it.
We’ll check them out and maybe even play it on the air, because I think President Obama and the SEALS deserve a song from those fun loving American rednecks in Nashville, Tennessee who love Democratic presidents, and it doesn’t matter who the president is, what color he is, what his background is, what his education is, he’s an American. Give me a song.
Obama: I Am My Sunshine!!!
To The Tune of You Are My Sunshine
by Squeeky Fromm
I am my sunshine, My only sunshine. I make ME happy Most every day!!! You’ll never know just How much I love ME. Please don’t take the spotlight away!!!
The other night when
The Seal team went in,
I watched the whole thing on TV.
I had my little
Toy gun and holster
Oh, the last word in AWESOME is ME!!!
I am my sunshine, My only sunshine. I make ME happy Most every day!!! You’ll never know just How much I love ME. Please don’t take the spotlight away!!!
And when they shot him
I nearly passed out.
I just kept thinking “Twenty Twelve.”
A headline story!!!
I’ll grab the glory!!!
This is sooo good for my self.
I am my sunshine, My only sunshine. I make ME happy Most every day!!! You’ll never know just How much I love ME. Please don’t take the spotlight away!!!
I think I will go
Up to Ground Zero
And hang around the F.D.N.Y.
My victory lap
Gives Trump a big SLAP!
'Cause this all is about "I" !!!
I am my sunshine, My only sunshine. I make ME happy Most every day!!! You’ll never know just How much I love ME. Please don’t take the spotlight away!!!
I’ll go pin medals
On all the SEAL guys.
Making sure cameras are everywhere.
I might regret it,
Sharing the credit.
But I guess, its only fair.
I am my sunshine. My only sunshine I make ME happy Most every day!!! You’ll never know just How much I love ME Please don’t take the spotlight away!!!
The Little Obot Who Cried “Racists!!!“
(Based on a story by Aesop)
Once upon a time, there was a Little Obot, sitting alone on the side of a hill. His self esteem needed a boost. So he cried out in a very large voice, “Racists! Racists! The Racists aren’t voting for Obama!”
The other Obotski came charging up the hill, yelling “Racists!” “Racists!” at the top of their voices, too! But when they arrived, they found no Racists. Just members of PUMA, who were sore about Hillary Clinton not getting the nomination. The other Obots left. But, the Little Obot felt good about himself, and sooo important.
Later, the bored Little Obot yelled once more, “Racists!Racists! The Racists are complaining about Obama getting the Nobel Peace Prize!!!”
Once again, the other Obotski came running to help, screaming “Racists! Racists!” as they mobbed their way to the top of the hill. But when they arrived, they found no Racists. Just anti-war Liberals who were upset that Obama got a Nobel Peace Prize after escalating a war. The other Obots left. The Little Obot had a warm and fuzzy feeling all over.
The Feeling of Responsibility Is Decreased When One Is Part of a Group (Jung)
Later, after the sun went down, the Little Obot tried again. Loudly he roared “Racists! Racists! “The Racists are accusing Obama of extending the Bush Tax Cuts!!!”
The other Obotski came rushing up the hill, holding pitchforks and torches, yelling “Racists!” “Racists!” in harmony with the Little Obot. But when they arrived, they discovered that it was only Democrats and Progressives, like themselves, who were upset about the Bush Tax Cut extension. Thoroughly embarrassed, the other Obotski turned to go.
Now, at this point, the Little Obot, whose Adrenalin Rush was being under-stimulated by the patient understanding exhibited by the other Obotski, was confused. Sooo, he asked the other Obots, “Three times I have brought you up here yelling “Racists!”, and three times there weren’t any Racists. Are you not just a little bit peeved with me???”
Old Yeller Was The Epitome of Obot Patience
One of the Elder Obots, Old Yeller, answered. “Of course not. All of us Obots holler “Racists!” every chance we get. At everything that moves. We are hardly ever right, but “Hey, we’re Obots. It’s what we do!!!”
And they all lived happily, if noisily, ever after.
Oh, my BFF Fabia Sheen, who is an Attorney, told me about these legal things called Requests for Admissions, where one side in a lawsuit gets to ask the other side to Admit or Deny something so that the process can move along faster. Sooo, since I write poetry and she writes all this legal stuff, we wrote the following like it was from the Obotski, who are just convinced that the ONLY reason people don’t like Obama is because he is Black and we are just a bunch of racists. OH, do we ever get them back!!! Tee Hee! Tee Hee!
The Obotski Request Admissions Of Racism
by Squeeky Fromm [Represented and Assisted by her BFF, Fabia Sheen, Esq.]
Unemployment? Ten Percent.
Each Day more get the Sack.
But Please Admit that you don’t like
Obama ‘cause he’s Black.
Foreclosuregate?White Collar Fraud?
The Bank now owns your Shack.
But Please Admit that you don’t like
Obama ‘cause he’s Black.
Obamacare? Insurance Hikes
Induce a Cardiac.
But Please Admit that you don’t like
Obama ‘cause he’s Black.
The Deficit? Each Day it grows.
An Exponential Track!
But Please Admit that you don’t like
Obama ‘cause he’s Black.
Inflation, DUH? You can’t afford
A Real Meal, just a snack.
But Please Admit that you don’t like
Obama ‘cause he’s Black.
He stole the Nomination,
Like a kleptomaniac.
But Please Admit that you don’t like
Obama ’cause he’s Black.
Three Wars, so far. We try to guess
The next Place He’ll attack.
But Please Admit that you don’t like
Obama ‘cause he’s Black.
Illegal Folk, from Mexico
Cross Borders in a Pack.
But Please Admit that you don’t like
Obama ‘cause he’s Black.
Certificates of Birth, Long Form.
There seems to be a lack???
But Please Admit that you don’t like
Obama ‘cause he’s Black.
Gasoline? You’ll never get
To be a Jack Kerouac.
But Please Admit that you don’t like
Obama ‘cause he’s Black.
Transparency? He promised it.
In secret, got a Plaque!
But Please Admit that you don’t like
Obama ‘cause he’s Black.
MY GOD! The Whole Economy
And Country out of Whack!!!
But Please Admit that you don’t like
Obama ‘cause he’s Black.
Hope and Change and Yes We Can
Got coated with Shellac.
But Please Admit that you don’t like
Obama ‘cause he’s Black.
Now Comes, the Defendant, Who,
Admits to just one FACT.
That She DON’T Like Obama.
But it AIN’T because he's Black. see:Supra.
Respectfully Submitted,
/Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter Approved as to Form: /Fabia Sheen, Esq.
NOTES: Fabia Sheen says “Supra” means “Used in academic or legal texts to refer to someone or something mentioned above or earlier.” So its telling the Obotski to look above for the reasons I don’t like Obama.
Plus, wiki says Jack Kerouac wrote a novel called “On the Road” in April 1951, and published by Viking Press in 1957. It is a largely autobiographical work that was based on the spontaneous road trips of Kerouac and his friends across mid-century America. Sooo, like with the price of gas being $4.00+, nobody is going toodling around Route 66 today.
Plus, too, I wanted to add this verse, But Fabia said it was un-professional:
Sooo, if you think that we don't like
Obama 'cause he's Black
After reading all of this,
You must be smoking CRACK!!!
After the stories of the little 6 year old girl getting groped, I finished this parody I started last fall.
Skip a Grope A Parody Song by Squeeky Fromm
Skip a Grope. Skip a Grope.
Use Greyhound Buses or mini vans
Keep yourself away from the naughty hands.
Skip a Grope.
Well this beats all that you ever seen.
Standing in front of a big machine
Snapping your picture without a care
You’re as nekkid as a jay bird standing there!
Skip a Grope. Skip a Grope.
Oh, it’s thrown away, but what’juh bet?
Not too long, it’s on the Internet.
Skip a Grope.
You don’t like this? Then go stand in line.
And let some creep fondle your behind.
They feel between your legs as they grope your breasts.
And a Ten Grand fine, so you can’t protest.
Skip a Grope. Skip a Grope.
So listen to the people what they say
It ain’t very funny ‘bout the T S A
Skip a Grope.
Now all us voters are who's to blame.
We ain't put a stop to this stupid game.
Skip a Grope. Skip a Grope.
So listen to the people what they say
No, it ain’t very funny ‘bout the T S A
Skip a Grope. Skip a Grope. fade out
For the guitar players, here are some tabs I found online. It is a easy song to play.
SKIP A ROPE
by George Jones written by Jack Moran and Glenn Tubb
C G7
Skip a Rope Skip a Rope
C Am
Oh listen to the children while they play
C Am
Now ain't it kinda funny what the children say
C
Skip a Rope
Am
Daddy hates Mommy Mommy hates Dad
C Am
Last night you should'a heard the fight they had
C Am
Gave little sister another bad dream
C Am
She woke us all up with a terrible scream
C Am
Cheat on your taxes don't be a fool
C Am
Now what was that they said about a Golden Rule
C Am
Never mind the rule just play to win
C Am
And hate your neighbor for the shade of his skin
C Am
Stab 'em in the back that's the name of the game
C Am
And Mommy and Daddy are who's to blame
C G7
Skip a Rope Skip a Rope
C Am
Just listen to your children while they play
C Am
It's really not very funny what the children say
C Am C Am C
Skip a Rope Skip a Rope Skip a Rope
Am C
Skip a Rope
AND, here is the youtube:
AND, here is a link to the story that got me motivated to finishing this:
Oh, the phony baloney crap about the use of the term “blood libel” by Sarah Palin is just DISGUSTING!!! The Democrats are complaining about the use of the term, which originally described some sort of anti-Semitic stuff about eating Christian kids for supper or something. Alan Dershowitz, a famous lawyer, and Jewish to boot, pretty much says it is no big deal and that the term has come to stand for “false accusations” in a general way.
The Anti-Defamation League, which is a Jewish group that tries to “stop defamation of the Jewish people and to secure justice and fair treatment to all”, said pretty much the same thing, that “the term “blood-libel” has become part of the English parlance to refer to someone being falsely accused. . .” They did not particularly like this common usage, but also stated, “it was inappropriate at the outset to blame Sarah Palin and others for causing this tragedy or for being an accessory to murder. Palin has every right to defend herself against these kinds of attacks. . .”
Nonetheless, NEWSPAPER Jews are supposedly upset. TALKING HEAD Jews are supposedly upset. GENTILE Liberals and Leftists and Democrats, like Chris Matthews and Ed Schultz, are having kittens about it, and going through some pretty HYSTERICAL labor pains while doing it.
But, this Girl Reporter has to wonder. What are the REAL Jews doing tonight??? Oh, they are in Israel and are busy dodging missiles, and Muslim suicide bombers. I bet they wish they had the luxury of worrying about this kind of MANUFACTURED baloney!!!
It is my opinion that if anybody should be ashamed, it is NOT Sarah Palin!!! it is the Democrats for invoking the pain of the Holocaust for their HOLLOWcaust.
The recent tragic shooting of Gabby Giffords (Dem.) of Arizona has brought the Wailing Teeth-Gnashing Hysterical Left out in full force!!! At the time of writing this, nobody really knows why Jared Loughner did it. He said some stupid stuff on the Internet, and to me he just sounds nuts, but the Left has already tried and convicted the Republicans and the Right, including Sarah Palin, Glen Beck, and Fox News.
For some, tragedies are times when people ask questions. For others, tragedies are a time to refrain from asking questions, lest we further anger the “gods” and a time to blame those who do ask questions for the tragedy. This is rooted very deep in the human psyche.
Sir James George Frazer wrote a book about the Golden Bough, saying about the King (government):
In those days the divinity that hedges a king was no empty form of speech, but the expression of a sober belief. Kings were revered, in many cases not merely as priests, that is, as intercessors between man and god, but as themselves gods, able to bestow upon their subjects and worshippers those blessings which are commonly supposed to be beyond the reach of mortals, and are sought, if at all, only by prayer and sacrifice offered to superhuman and invisible beings. Thus kings are often expected to give rain and sunshine in due season, to make the crops grow, and so on.
While this imposed a responsibility on those in power, one can only guess at the fate of those who questioned the authority and majesty of the king. Probably human sacrifice. Treason is still a capital offense even in the United States.
Soooo, after the shooting we hear from Michael Smerconish, that this tragedy is just what happens because of all the disagreement with the “administration.”
No matter how it began, or what motivations may exist, we should all be able to agree that the current political climate is unhealthy, counterproductive, and eerily dangerous. And those critics of any administration, the many reasonable Americans with truly patriotic motivations, can always benefit from a reminder that it takes just one unreasonable actor, incited by some illogical notion that he acts in the name of saving the republic, to truly threaten that state.
That does sound reasonable at first. But Michael Smerconish in that same editorial adds:
But there’s also little doubt that some of the vehemence directed at the president is racially motivated. It can’t be proven, and it can’t be quantified. But logic dictates that if the protests are driven entirely by worries over the expanded reach of government and increased federal deficit, there would have been signs of similar agitation during the Bush administration.
Interesting. Let’s all play nice. Let’s lower the rhetoric. And by the way, (BTW) people who disagree with Obama are RACISTS!!!
It is ironic that one of the last things Gabby Giffords did was read these words out loud the day before the shooting:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
For those who don’t know, that is the First Amendment, which protects our right to criticize government and speak our minds. Oh, I hope the crops don’t fail this year!!!
Poking Its Head Out To Sniff The Air,
The Newt Will Quickly Disappear At The First Sign Of Danger
Ohhh, I am just burning up the INTERNET today!!! I knew that I had written a INTERNET ARTICLE a long time ago about Obama being a "Colonial African." I was looking for an INTERNET ARTICLE on it because I figured there had to be some reason why Obama acted like a African President, not an American President. I found the American Thinker article and linked it in my INTERNET ARTICLE.
But I couldn't find it. I thought I had done it out at Mr. Ed Hale's website, but I don't think it works anymore. BUT I FOUND IT!!! I found it at a really bad place, although I found out they don't send meat trucks to people, after all. This is a good thing because when somebody wastes meat, then some poor little animal has just DIED FOR NOTHING!!!
So, here is the article I wrote on April 24, 2010, at 6:47 pm, but that was Mr. Hale's time and mine was different. I edited it a little bit because part of the linky thing didn't copy right, and plus I am just "Squeeky" on my own website, so I can do non-political stuff like music videos and recipes and poems. Soooo, here it is:
"Squeeky
Apr 24, 2010 - 6:47PM
Obama the Colonial African
I found this article a few days ago. It is a very interesting insight into the psychology of our President and why his Kenyan roots are so important. It is written by an African woman.
"Gingrich spoke with Slate's Dave Weigel and Robert Costa of the National Review Online on Saturday night and told them both about the "most profound insight I have read in the last six years about Barack Obama." Weigel recorded part of the interview, which you can listen to above. And what was this "profound" and "stunning" insight?
"What if [Obama] is so outside our comprehension, that only if you understand Kenyan, anti-colonial behavior, can you begin to piece together [his actions]?" Gingrich asks. "That is the most accurate, predictive model for his behavior."
So, yes! I was there before a REAL SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE!!! And the American Thinker was there before me and him. Soooo, this is why you need to read stuff on the INTERNET.
Squeeky
Girl Reporter
PS: Since I wrote this I have found out that Mr. Gingrich cheated on his wife and asked her for a divorce when she was in the hospital WITH CANCER!!!! And other stuff, like CHEATING ON HIS SECOND WIFE, too!!! While I am glad that I was smarter and faster on the draw than a Speaker of the House, I do not endorse this kind of behavior. In fact, Mr. Gingrich is a GRUNTY LITTLE MALEBEAST who ought to be ashamed of himself!!!!!
Anderson Cooper just allegedly interviewed Col. Lakin, an army Birther, who has refused to do what Obama, has told him to do, because he's is not sure if Obama is legal. (HINT: He ISN'T! Obama is a Kenyan, as far as we know.) Sooo, I looked up a person who knows how to interview people. He is Ken Metzler, Professor Emeritus, University of Oregon School of Communication, author of Creative Interviewing.
Here is what Professor Metzler says in his Internet Article
3.Your own demeanor is important. Avoid arrogance. Smile a lot, laugh uproariously at silly attempts at humor, and try to put joy and spirit into the conversation.
6. Small talk can helps, not only at the icebreakng stage but throughout the interview. Be careful. Don't trivialize and don't dominate the conversation. It's what the source says that's important.
Now, watch the alleged interview and ask yourself if Anderson Cooper is ARROGANT? (I think he is.) Ask yourself if Anderson Cooper dominates the conversation? (I think he does, and I wish Cooper had STFU and let the man talk!)
But, at "Squeeky" I try to be fair and balanced. So here is the interview for you to watch. It is uncut and unedited. (Because I don't know how to do either! (LOL!))
Notice how Cooper starts out calling Lakin "FALSE"! OH BOY, that's a GOOD START!!!
Para bailar con Obama, Para bailar con Obama, Se necesita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia para mi para ti
Just like how at night you sometimes BUMP INTO things, two things in the news bump into each other. These are Obama, with his refusal to just COUGH UP his Long Form, and the illegal Mexicans.
Here is what happened. I saw a video at Ed Hales Plains Radio blog, which is a very good site!!! There was this REALLY STUPID Mexican trying to take over California,and I thought, this is REALLY STUPID! Illegal Mexicans snuck in our country to get THE HELL AWAY from Mexico!
So, I got ready for bed and fixed a bowl of Cocoa Puffs to help me sleep, and it JUST HIT ME!!! If we don't stop Obama, the United States of America is going to TURN INTO MEXICO! I guess you can now say Cocoa Puffs are BRAIN FOOD. (LOL!)
First, you have to know why the Illegal Mexicans are here. It is because Mexico JUST SUCKS! The poor Mexicans can't make any money in Mexico. Look at this:
The average daily wage in Mexico is approximately US$7. In the United States, undocumented workers make an average of 10 times more, or US$70.
And it's not just that the Mexicans are all broke. The police in Mexico are as bad as the criminals. The whole country JUST SUCKS when it comes to LAW AND ORDER. Read this:
Mr Gomez — handsome, unmarried and in his early forties — is a member of one of the most feared and powerful organisations in Mexico, a group whose members are so far beyond the law that they allegedly kidnapped the 14-year-old son of one of the country's wealthiest businessmen, collected a ransom, then tortured and killed the boy anyway, leaving his decomposing body in the boot of a stolen car. As any Mexican will tell you, this gang of outlaws is not a drug cartel or a mafia outfit. It is the police.
And the whole country is filthy with POLLUTION AND GARBAGE! They even have ATOMIC HYDROGEN and FORMALDEHYDE, which is what you EMBALM DEAD PEOPLE WITH!!!:
The atomic hydrogen produced in the reactions above, or from the photo-dissociation of formaldehyde can react with HO2· to produce OH· that can in turn initiate further attack on organic compounds, or it can form a hydro-peroxyl radical:
H + O2 + M → HO2· + M
(where M as a third party collision partner, e.g. N2, able to absorb kinetic energy)
Here is the link, but a lot of it is science and very hard to understand:
Soooo, really nobody can blame the poor Mexicans for wanting to escape. But how does all this keep happening in Mexico? CORRUPTION! Watch this CNN video from YouTube:
So now we can all understand why the Mexicans want to sneak into OUR COUNTRY. How is this like Obama? It is because if we do not do something about the corruption, we are going to end up BEING LIKE MEXICO!!! If some people are ABOVE THE LAW, then soon all the laws are going to work for them (like Obama!) and all the rest of us are going to get screwed. We already have the corruption because all the courts are RUNNING LIKE HELL away from making HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS give us his Long Form.
So now, you have a choice! Make Obama behave himself and act like an AMERICAN president, not a KENYAN one, or we are going to be the ones sneaking into Mexico, or maybe Canada, to get away from all the stuff that JUST SUCKS!!! AMERICANS will become the new "ILLEGAL MEXICANS."
I think it is very possible that Obama is messing with our oil to throw us off the track while he continues to be an ILLEGAL PRESIDENT! For example, he is teasing us about his COUNTRY OF HIS BIRTH because he knows it just GETS ON OUR LAST NERVE!!!!
I also think he is pulling REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY on us to throw us off. He will "JOKE" about his COUNTRY OF HIS BIRTH, so that people will think "OH, he is JUST JOKING!", when he really ISN'T JUST JOKING. This is pretty clever for an ILLEGAL KENYAN.
Plus, I almost forgot this part. I saw on TV where if you put oil on water, it makes hurricanes less windy on the hurricane scale. It has something to do with with wind and heat. Sooooo, it is possible that Obama did this to save his voters in New Orleans, but I don't think so. That's just something to keep in the back of your mind in case there are anymore oil spills near cities that like him.
So, while this oil spill is probably just an accident, since it has happened I would not put it past this USURPING RASCAL to work it into his plan. This would NOT BE THE FIRST TIME a U.S. President has LIED TO US LIKE DOGS!!! (See my first Internet Article here at this blog.) Soooo, here is the article about OIL from the Postemail:
IS OBAMA TRYING TO SHUT DOWN THE OIL INDUSTRY?
SWAT TEAMS TO BE DISPATCHED TO “INSPECT ALL PLATFORMS AND RIGS”
by Sharon Rondeau
The Deepwater Horizon oil spill occurred about 50 miles from the Louisiana coast
(May 3, 2010) — An explosion on an oil rig on April 22, 2010 which resulted in a massive oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico has resulted in the expansion of the Department of the Interior and a statement from the putative president indicating that SWAT teams, which are normally used in apprehending criminals and protecting foreign dignitaries, will be dispatched to the scene. . .
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