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Thursday, May 6, 2010

NBC means NO BIRTH CERTIFICATE!

Birth Certificate! Birth Certificate! NOT "Earth" Certificate!

 Mr. Mario Apuzzo is an attorney who is suing Obama. I frequently make comments on his blog. He has written a very long, and VERY FAIR TO EVERYBODY, including the OBOTS, article about the KENYAN who sits in the White House!

It is an excellent article and I recommend everybody read it! Here is one part:

It is Obama who chose to run for President. We cannot imagine that he does not realize that he has no reasonable expectation of privacy as to his place of birth and as to what he has done in his life. Regardless of where Obama was born, he has lost what he probably perceives to be nothing more than a little birth certificate game given that he has disrespected so many Americans who have every right to know who their President is. Obama is supposed to be a constitutional scholar. Maybe he never learned or he forgot that the President works for and answers to the people who under our Constitutional Republic are the sovereigns. Obama’s refusal to provide basic credible information showing where he was born can only leave us thinking what is Obama hiding.

Mario Apuzzo, Esq.
April 25, 2010
Updated May 6, 2010

Catalog of Evidence

Squeeky
Girl Reporter

Name That Bluejay Contest


As you know, I have been raising a poor little orphaned bluejay who fell out of his nest two weeks ago. I named him OBAMA because, like the REAL ONE, he just wouldn't shut up and was always wanting to eat. I have been taking him outside some and it is embarrassing to chase him around the back yard hollering OBAMA! OBAMA!

So I guess I have to give him a real name. So far my friends have said JayFK, after the president, Hoover (After the dam? Judy won't tell me why.) and Thursday, the day of the week I found him. I like the name "Harvey" after the big RABBIT, and maybe Hoppy because he HOPS around the bedroom and it almost sounds like HAPPY. Matilda, Amanda, and Tandy are out because I have cats named that.

But I don't know. Is there a better name any of you can think of?

Squeeky
Girl Reporter

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Is Obama Messing With Our Oil???

Beware the Silver Tongue!!!

 I think it is very possible that Obama is messing with our oil to throw us off the track while he continues to be an ILLEGAL PRESIDENT! For example, he is teasing us about his COUNTRY OF HIS BIRTH because he knows it just GETS ON OUR LAST NERVE!!!!

I also think he is pulling REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY on us to throw us off. He will "JOKE" about his COUNTRY OF HIS BIRTH, so that people will think "OH, he is JUST JOKING!", when he really ISN'T JUST JOKING. This is pretty clever for an ILLEGAL KENYAN.

Plus, I almost forgot this part. I saw on TV where if you put oil on water, it makes hurricanes less windy on the hurricane scale. It has something to do with with wind and heat. Sooooo, it is possible that Obama did this to save his voters in New Orleans, but I don't think so. That's just something to keep in the back of your mind in case there are anymore oil spills near cities that like him.

So, while this oil spill is probably just an accident, since it has happened I would not put it past this USURPING RASCAL to work it into his plan. This would NOT BE THE FIRST TIME a U.S. President has LIED TO US LIKE DOGS!!! (See my first Internet Article here at this blog.) Soooo, here is the article about OIL from the Postemail:

IS OBAMA TRYING TO SHUT DOWN THE OIL INDUSTRY?

SWAT TEAMS TO BE DISPATCHED TO “INSPECT ALL PLATFORMS AND RIGS”

by Sharon Rondeau

The Deepwater Horizon oil spill occurred about 50 miles from the Louisiana coast

(May 3, 2010) — An explosion on an oil rig on April 22, 2010 which resulted in a massive oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico has resulted in the expansion of the Department of the Interior and a statement from the putative president indicating that SWAT teams, which are normally used in apprehending criminals and protecting foreign dignitaries, will be dispatched to the scene. . .

The WHOLE STORY can be found here:

Postemail Article

Squeeky
Girl Reporter

Squeeky's Chicken Spinache (A Recipe)

Do NOT Stab Your Hand or Chop Your Finger!!!

Here's how to make Squeeky's Chicken Spinache. Here is what you need: Boneless skinless chicken breasts, a can or two of Spinach. (I like Popeye's brand)I don't use the chopped spinach, but you can if you want to. You can't MESS THIS RECIPE UP. You also need some garlic and butter and rice. Also basil or Italian Spice which has all kinds of Italian stuff in it, like basil. Also a sharp butcher knife.

Let the chicken breasts thaw out. Hold a chicken breast in your left hand (right hand if you are left handed) and take a butcher knife with the other hand and stab the butcher knife into the chicken breast on one side and make a big hole with the butcher knife inside the chicken breast. Just wiggle the butcher knife around inside the chicken breast. Be careful NOT to STAB YOUR HAND! For fun, you can pretend this is a man you are mad at, like an ex-boyfriend who cheated on you. (LOL!)

Now, open the spinach can, or if it is frozen, open the bag after you make sure it is thawed out. Take the butcher knife and chop up the garlic. Be careful not to CHOP YOUR FINGER! Mix up the spinach, garlic, the spice and butter into a wad. Then take some of it and just cram it into the chicken breast hole.

Do this to all the chicken breasts. THEN, put them all into an electric skillet and add some rice. You can either cook the rice before, or in the electric skillet. Mix the leftover spinach goop into the rice and sprinkle some parsley or celery flakes on top to make it look YUMMY!

Cook it all until it is done. This makes the rice taste French or Italian? like the chicken. It's probably Italian, because of the spice, but I have seen "Crepes Spinache" and "crepes" are French, so who knows for sure?

You can also smear some Italian dressing all over the chicken breast before cooking, BUT DON'T DO THIS BEFORE YOU STAB THE BREASTS! It makes the chicken breast even slipperyer to hold and you can accidentally STAB YOUR HAND easier so BE CAREFUL!

You can also add tomatoes and onions to the whole thing. But DO NOT USE CANNED TOMATOES! They don't taste as good as REAL TOMATOES in this recipe. If you can find them, use ROMA TOMATOES. These are the oval shaped Italian ones. Take the butcher knife and slice the tomatoes and onions into quarters and cook them in the electric skillet that way. It looks more Italian and exotic that way.

Now, when you are ready to eat, the chicken breasts taste good inside and out. That's how you make Squeeky's Chicken Spinache! It really is easy and quick to make, especially if you have an electric skillet.

Squeeky
Girl Reporter

Sunday, May 2, 2010

For OBOTS Who Don't Have Feelings

Here is a very sad video called Whiskey Lullaby. Some Obots do not know how to cry or feel like HUMAN BEINGS. Some of them, and I won't name NAMES, say they don't care if you fall off the face of the Earth and that we are just anonymous people on the Internet. But that isn't true. We ALL have feelings. Everybody cries about this video and the people aren't even real. DON'T WATCH THIS unless you don't mind crying.




Squeeky
Girl Reporter

"Sundae" Morning

Good Morning World! Since it is "Sunday" I thought you might like one of my favorite youtube artists--Sundae Girl! Plus, I just noticed there is a little thingie below that comes on when the song is over where you can watch other SundaeGirl videos. They are all good. HONEY is funny and sad, too.





Squeeky
Girl Reporter

The Most Important Birther in the World

The Fate of France Depended On Her


Right now I am the most IMPORTANT BIRTHER IN THE WORLD. This is NOT about ME, this is about the Truth. Because I am the first Birther to break through the CRAZY BARRIER! OH BOOM! (LOL!)

Right now there is a battle for the HEARTS AND MINDS of America. On one side is us, the Birthers, and on the other side (BOO! HISS!) are the Obots. As a Birther, we don't think that President Obama is a real American, but somebody born in Kenya. Kenya is a nice place, I'm sure. I would like to visit there, but I wouldn't sure want to live there. Too many lions. (LOL!)

OBOTS, are what we like to call "Gull E. Bull." They just believe anything. When you debate them, they get very nasty and mean when you beat them. Which I do all the time. Anyway, 99% of the time what the OBOTS do is just call people crazy. So far, this has worked and people think we really are crazy.

But here is what I have discovered. WE ARE NOT CRAZY!!!! If you will read my first Internet Article, about a President Wouldn't Lie, Would He?, you will discover just how much the Presidents have been lying to us for a long time. I never knew they were such bad liars.

And the things they have been lying about are a WHOLE LOT BIGGER than just a little teeny, weeny Birth Certificate. So you know, we aren't CRAZY to be suspicious. Now none of this proves that President Obama is a LYING KENYAN USURPER. But what it does prove is this: That you would have to CRAZY, or a real "Gull E. Bull" not to be suspicious.

So, I am the first Birther to realize this and break through the CRAZY BARRIER. Look Out Below! I plan on making a real big SONIC BOOM!

Tee Hee! Tee Hee!

Squeeky
Girl Reporter