Ich Bin Ein Birther!

I saw on television this week that President Kennedy (who is dead) once said "Ich Bin Ein Berliner" which means "I am a citizen of Berlin." Even though he really wasn't a citizen of Berlin, he said it to "underline the support of the United States for West Germany 22 months after the Soviet-supported Communist state of East Germany erected the Berlin Wall as a barrier to prevent movement between East and West." (Wiki)

Today, I think everybody should say "Ich bin ein Birther!" even if you aren't a Birther to show support for what the Birthers have proven about Obama. Which isn't that he was necessarily born in Kenya yet, but that Obama has some serious competence problems and serious personality problems.

Because think about it like this. Assuming he is really an American, then why hasn't he been able to put out the Birther problem? On a scale of 1 to 10, this is about a level of "1" and all it takes is a $10 document put into PUBLIC. Yet, it has been since July 13, 2008 since he has given up anything, which then was just the PICTURE on the Internet. Even though 58% of Americans (not just Republicans)have some degree of doubt about where he was born. Obama is not a competent person.

Why he hasn't done anything at all for over two years proves that Obama has personality problems, too, because LOGICALLY, there are four basic reasons why he hasn't bothered to end this controversy (KISS):

1. KENYA. He is born in Kenya.
2. IGNORANT. Obama is too ignorant to think of the simple answer.
3. SNOBBY. Obama thinks Americans are too stupid to believe the REAL THING!
4. SLIMY. Obama thinks it is OK to make some Americans look crazy if it gets him votes.

Sooo, even if you think Birthers are CRAZY to think No.1, Kenya, then the other three choices mean that Obama has serious mental issues, namely IGNORANT or SNOBBY or SLIMY. None of these are real good things for a president to be.

So here is why you should say "Ich bin ein Birther!" even if you think we are all crazy. Because our battle with Obama has proven these two very important things:

1. Obama is really, really INCOMPETENT!
2. Obama has bad personality problems if he is really is American!

Thank you for listening!

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Waterloo - What Is It???

The Day After

I have heard a lot about "Waterloo" and I wondered "What is it???" Since "Google is my friend", I looked it up. Wiki says it was a big fight where Napolean lost and it was all over for him.

The Battle of Waterloo was fought on Sunday 18 June 1815 near Waterloo in present-day Belgium, then part of the United Kingdom of the Netherlands. An Imperial French army under the command of Emperor Napoleon was defeated by combined armies of the Seventh Coalition, an Anglo-Allied army under the command of the Duke of Wellington combined with a Prussian army under the command of Gebhard von Blücher. It was the culminating battle of the Waterloo Campaign and Napoleon's last. The defeat at Waterloo put an end to Napoleon's rule as Emperor of the French and marked the end of his Hundred Days' return from exile. - Napoleon abdicated, surrendered to the British, and was exiled to Saint Helena, where he died in 1821.

Soooo, it looks like Obama is about to get beat real bad, and hopefully he will go to Saint Helena, too, or maybe Saint Kenya! (LOL!!!)

Here is why the French people thought they lost, and it is also a lot like Obama:

A French view of the reasons for Napoleon's defeat

General Baron Jomini, one of the leading military writers on the Napoleonic art of war had a number of very cogent explanations of the reasons behind Napoleon's defeat at Waterloo.[142]

In my opinion, four principal causes led to this disaster:

The first, and most influential, was the arrival, skilfully combined, of Blücher, and the false movement that favored this arrival;[143] the second, was the admirable firmness of the British infantry, joined to the sang-froid and aplomb of its chiefs; the third, was the horrible weather, that had softened the ground, and rendered the offensive movements so toilsome, and retarded till one o'clock the attack that should have been made in the morning; the fourth, was the inconceivable formation of the first corps, in masses very much too deep for the first grand attack.

Yes. Obama's offensive movements are "toilsome, and retarded."

OH, Tee Hee! Tee Hee!

Squeeky
Girl Reporter